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The most aggressive mask-holes are also vaccinated. Which shows that they don't really trust any of their precautions.

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How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.

-Henry Fonda in Sergio Leone’s 1968 epic Once Upon A Time in the West

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Wearing snout pouches is like wearing chastity belts ,for men .

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Do you mean they are emasculating?

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Oct 18, 2023·edited Oct 18, 2023

I'll chime in on behalf of Mr. Stuerzl 85. Joe, though I don't know you, I trust you won't object.

Yes, any man that wears a mask may as well cut off his tackle and become a eunuch. I don't like it when anyone wears a mask, but if I see a man wearing one, I immediately develop twice as much contempt for him as I do for the women I still see wearing the damn things.

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At least if you are talking to a woman wearing a mask, and at some point she pulls it down to talk to you, it's a sign she likes you and may be flirting.

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But would you want to flirt with a Covidian?

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Something something swiss cheese diagram, something something peeing in your jeans diagram.

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Confession: before the scale fell from my eyes, I posted both of those memes.

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You and 3 billion other people who thought they were terribly clever and superior at the time.

It's okay. Memes are memes for a reason.

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We thought we were terribly clever and superior because Trump.

I'm very grateful to be in recovery.

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Which makes you terribly clever and superior. ;)

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Can't tell if that's a left-handed compliment or not ;)

But it is interesting to be able to see the situation from both sides.

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😅I’ve missed you….

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I shall rise again, like a zombie or beloved spiritual icon.

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When confronted with my anti-mask FB posts, my friends sent me the backlit photos of 2 people sneezing against a black background, 1 masked and 1 unmasked. Dramatic "proof" in their eyes. One was a registered nurse!

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This nurse would then logically speaking accept that a woolen knitted condom prevents pregnancy, since the size of the particle in question apparently doesn't matter.

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So people have had the wool pulled over their eyes over COVID 19 and will wear masks.

Others will have the wool pulled over their.....................*

* Fill in as appropriate.

In each case they are all a load of 'knits'! :)

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I’m sure those will become very popular, though probably mostly in solo settings.

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It’s frustrating. Well absolutely, less snot will fly if your face is masked. But the virus will infect you anyway because it’s in the air. If you’re breathing, you are breathing virus. It’s so hard for some people to understand!

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Similarly underpants are no good at protecting other people from farts.

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Are you absolutely sure there is a boogy man virus floating around in the air? How do you KNOW that?

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There's snot a boogy man virus floating around in the air. :)

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well, I'm not actually. lol.

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Three RNs in my family have had multiple shots - 2 had 6. 🙄 (As an aside, also "self-discrediting idiots" are those who think you can change your biological sex, as well as those people who support them in their delusions.)

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And the mask holes drive battery powered cars ,wearing a mask of course

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I like that, 'Mask-hole'. I previously referred to them as 'Maskers'. No longer . . . 'Mask-hole' for me😀

Let's try it together . . . Mask-hole, Mask-hole, Mask-hole. There we go!

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Yes Maskhole is a good one , but it’s been around for a while.

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I am laughing out loud so hard...

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Peter is snot pouch wearing to prevent getting their slobber on us .After wearing it non stop for three days it needs to be emptied in the toilet or in the land fill .

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Getting better; snot pouch, mask-hole, masker ha ha ha

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When I see the snout pouchers ,I feel an urge to take a long stick and push it down to the bottom of their gully .

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he's probably not vaxxed as I bet he knows the harm it would do him

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That's not at all plausible. I don't know a single person who wears a mask in 2023 and didn't take the vax.

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D4D - you’re likely correct but since I just ignore all maskholes , there is no good way for me to know, one way or the other .

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I was on a family vacation recently. One couple in the group was fresh from getting the latest round of boosters. They asked if we were getting one. "No, they don't work". Dead silence and puzzled looks resulted. "But you should get one anyway" was the eventual response. This is the mindset of the covidians. Reality and facts don't matter, it is a quasi-religious belief at this point.

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Ask them if they really believe the President of the United States, the proclaimed leader of the Free World, was injected with an experimental drug with limited research. Or was it really saline solution.

(This is my favorite tactic. People lose their minds.)

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I suspect the same was true of some of the highest-paid pro athletes. Kyrie Irving refused to go along with the farce, and earned universal contempt from the media, but my enduring respect.

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Unfortunately, with the state of the current US President, it's believable that he was injected...and boosted.

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Well, now that's an interesting line of thought. Maybe he was.

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That's a really good point! Will happily steal as a tactic if you don't mind.

I've used this one, in the appropriate - male - company:

"Wearing one of those masks to stop a virus is like putting toilet paper down your y-fronts in case you piss yourself".

Aaand then they want to talk about sports, the weather, whatever else! Hi-larious!

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Thanks for the suggestion!

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Snout pouches prevent un authorized kissing .

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Oh, do you remember in the 'early' mask days, when we were given instruction by the CDC on how to manage promiscuous sexual intercourse while 'staying safe'? And Kamala Harris photo'd at an airfield, kissing her husband, both of them masked?

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No I did not see those instructions .In the meantime i have retired from sexual activities .

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Oct 17, 2023·edited Oct 17, 2023

Ask them if they took a painkiller to get rid of a pain and it didn’t work would they repeatedly keep taking them?

No they wouldn’t they say it was rubbish plus pointless to take something that doesn’t work, saying otherwise is just plain crazy.

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Painkillers are probably pointless in any event for most things. People still take them anyway.

https://baldmichael.substack.com/p/paracetamol-branded-as-tylenol-calpol

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Absolutely.

It's become an ideology.

Well, I suppose some people have to have a belief in something these days.

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Daughter took her two young boys to Ontario pediatrician. Dr. asked if they'd had the shots. Mother's answer, "No." Dr: "Well, they need it!". ???? Or Dr's bank account needs it?

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Shame on you for sabotaging their very scientific meds, which as everyone knows will only work if you believe in them!

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We could quibble about "quasi-" ;)

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Classic mind numbed robots...

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

I have been unable to contract covid since my one and only infection back in Dec of 2021. However, if I do manage to get it again, I would only hope to sit next to the good doctor on a plane or a train and see just how well his talisman really works

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Someone coughed on me and my wife for 9 hours on a flight back from Greece, and we've both spent the last 2 weeks fighting off the Fauci Flu (can we make this a thing?)

1st day was just a tickly throat and generally run-down, 2nd and 3rd day the familiar splitting headache, raw throat and lungs so inflamed that breathing hurt. My 2nd confirmed infection.

The usual ivermectin, vits C and D with a hefty dose of zinc and an iodine throat spray stopped the rawness, and so began the long slow process of coughing up the battle debris.

My wife and I both beat the virus within 3 days, but the lingering chesty cough is a real pain in the ass, albeit located in the chest region.

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I had the same problem twice ,once on a tour bus and once on a long plain flight .I did catch the infection they gave me .

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Try Dr. Mercola's nebulizer treatment with saline and food grade hydrogen peroxide. Add a tiny drop of pure iodine for really tough bugs.

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I killed off the virus very fast, it's the lingering phlegm and cough that are irritating.

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Cough and sneeze on him.

He'll lose his mind.

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Shooting yourself prevents you from catching the COVID .

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There is as many have argued, a certain type of midwit bureaucrat/professional who sees masking as a mark of differentiation. I see it at my local upscale supermarket Waitrose and not a bit of it in cheap, Cheerful and German owned Aldi, who have actually taken their pointless Covid screens down. I need to properly sample and test this and control for demographic effects , but I genuinely believe the middle class maskers are signalling their continued conformity, as a signal of differentiation from the herd. I expect it correlates a lot with voting behaviour and political factors too. I genuinely detest them , especially the ones who cycle in and then don a daft paper tissue. they swivel their heads around when you get behind them to pick up some veg, which they often perform with multiple bags and even gloves, as though they were handling a fissile rod.

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My wife does most of the shopping nowadays. I haven't been into a Waitrose for a while. I did go to a local supermarket and saw an elderly gentleman masked though.

The "...midwit bureaucrat/professional who sees masking as a mark of differentiation..." is right. Bunch of useless morons in my books.

https://baldmichael.substack.com/p/m-is-formasks

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Where does Tesco fit into that picture? Or Sainsbury's? This is quite interesting as a virtue-signalling-by-grocery-store image. Over here I could try Whole Foods, Weis, Giant, Acme, ShopRite.

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Oct 17, 2023·edited Oct 17, 2023

Bash - Perhaps you have (gasp!) acquired natural immunity. What a concept!

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LOLOLOL!

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Bash snap, I’ve had zilch since I had it September of the same year, funnily enough even though I was working it still took that long for me to catch it.

Everyone I work with took the darts and caught the coof afterwards, there’s been a fair bit of illness between them since.

Some can’t even shift a simple cold for weeks, one has had shingles twice and suffers with neurological problems they never had before.

One of the 19-20 yr olds had sepsis and ended up in hospital really ill, he took the darts to go on holiday.

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I took the first 2 shots. Decision haunts me to this day.

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Bash you are not alone, plenty took them in good faith and have experienced little to no problems, take it that you have a guardian Angel if this is the case for you.

I’m just so disgusted with our governments raging open warfare and idiots defending them.

I always used to think I was as thick as pig shit until all this crap started going down.

I wish you and yours well now and in the future

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I had pain in my shoulder from 1st shot for about 2 years. Weirdest thing. Otherwise no other issues and have not gotten sick with anything since 2 decembers ago, not even a cold. And I have young kids, and often spent time around known covid-positive ppl. Only other lifestyle change was taking vit D somewhat regularly but thats it. Not saying thats causation, but happy to be lucky so far

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Boosting vit C can be a good idea but really you can get this from good fruit and veg. Vit D sensible if you can't get enough sunshine.

https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2021/07/22/sunshine-sunburn-and-sunstroke/

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E-coli bacteria is used in manufacturing Pzizer’s jab .

And the company made no real effort to remove it from the final product . Take a wild guess why the remarkable increase of serious sepsis infection in those jaxxxed .

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Exact same.

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One of the receptionists at my hospital keeps giving all the patients with a fever and a cough one of those bloody paper masks...someone make her stop!!!!!

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In late 2020, the receptionist at my physician's office came out into the waiting room and publicly demanded that I wear a mask. I said no and she asked me to leave. I refused, so she said she was calling building security. 15 minutes later security had not arrived and she reluctantly called my name. The nurse who escorted me into the examination room closed the door behind her and smiled and whispered "Bad boy!" Then left chuckling. Not all of them were crazy.

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Danny, thank you. If everyone did this, it would stop.

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I have never once worn a mask for COVID 19 a.k.a. the 'flu re-branded. Even in hospital in 2020 when it was supposedly mandatory. I nearly didn't get my Immuno-therapy session.

It would have been better if I hadn't as the treatment probably similar to vaccines.

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Took my mom to the ER here in BC Canada . Masks optional for patients but mandatory for staff - we remained maskless. Doc came in wearing his around his chin. I said “nice mask”, he looked at my mask free face and replied” works as well here as it does over my nose

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Anywhere in Canada wearing masks is again mandatory in all medical settings .Forcing all the other harmful often weapons on us deadly will surely follow .

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Resist vax IDs and boosters at all costs.

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They have many ways to get the deadly material into us ,like through food or from the sky in the form of spray that we can't avoid .

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And masks.

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It is possible that the masks are saturated with the poisons .So wearing it may deliver the bio weapon on a steady ongoing poisoning .

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Dad, age 93, went to the podiatrist on Wednesday. The aide took his temperature before she cut his toenails.

NOTE: This was the last of Dad's medical establishments to give up maskinig in the waiting room.

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I suppose if the temperature was too high she thought she might be toe-st! :)

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As I travel (mostly in airports) is see a small number of die-hard mask wearers who look a lot like Wendtner: well-dressed, healthy-looking, under 50. They wear their N-95s with perfection and won't take them off. Is he the leader of some secret international cult?

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Armchair prognostication

Either:

* He/someone in his family got COVID/got some unidentified cluster of symptoms they decided was long COVID so now he's super serial you guys. Nothing more zealous than a convert.

or

* He got an offer for a cushy/powerful lateral move but was told he had to clean up/unify his messaging because of the earlier "masks are dumb" shit he said on the record.

or

* Someone threatened his current position/his dog.

or

* something something sovereign rights of Israel, self-determination, anti-semitism. I threw a dart on that one.

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It's probably the dog one.

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That last one is the most likely anyway... 😘

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Must be the dog. He's barking mad.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

What a flipping lunatic.

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'superstitious hygiene practices'

Great phrase, stealing.

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Brilliant

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We still have some people masking here on my little island in the Pacific Northwest. When I watch them, I see fear in their eyes. They don't like to pass people in the aisle at the grocery store. Obviously they were always insane but now they're recognizable.

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People that scared are most likely keeping up with their boosters. Not long for this world.

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The average IQ will go up, so good rid! hahahaha!

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Propaganda. Marketing. It’s very effective. Sadly.

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Well, you know, if you pass people by your left shoulder, you'll get sick, but if you pass by your right you'll stay healthy. All right-handed people know this for a fact.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Such a damningly effective use of the photo of Eugyppius's subjects in these pieces. It almost seems unfair to simply show the subject in a photo. We're fortunate that virtue signaling has its greatest impact when most visible.

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I have seen one better, a fellow calling himself "Ted" gracing Substack with his Enlightened Libtard presence... His on-line photo features Himself -- wearing a "Diversity" (Rainbow) flag as a mask... Given what that flag actually stands for, kinda proves how muddled these peoples' thinking is -- before the injection totally scrambles their brains: Anal sex, oral sex, pederasty and pedophilia... In no way shape or form are these things causes for celebration. 🤔

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Wrong.. MonkeyPox celebrated those thing a great deal!

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Interesting though, how after the "AIDS" scam, and the "Covid" scam, the "Monkey Pox" scam fell completely flat..

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Just some spaghetti they threw at the wall that didn’t stick so well.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Is it a fetish perhaps, this mask-wearing thing?

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very possibly.

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We probably don’t want to know what else he wears around.

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Wears around what?

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Spot on analysis.

One thing we've learned over the last 3.5 years is that for WAY too many people, there exists a deep, primal fetish for covering the face and FORCING others to do so. Forcing others is a key part of the fetish. Somehow this latent fetish was repressed before 2020, but it didn't take much to bring it to the surface.

We're going to be defending ourselves from the forever-maskers approximately forever.

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It was November 15, 2021 I believe – after I was forced to walk away from my job November 14, 2021 for non-compliance to the covid lunacy – that I heard our Provincial Health Minister Adrian Dix, or as I prefer to call him, "Reichsführer-SS Adrian Dix", voice on CFAX Radio his desire to forcibly inject the unvaccinated, or arrest and haul us off to quarantine (IOW concentration) camps... October 3, 2023 that piece of shit – still in power, he hasn't been arrested; likely none of them anywhere will ever be arrested – announced the reintroduction of Mask Mandates in Health Care Settings... Meanwhile a casual search on Yandex revealed 17 websites with links to 220 more proving mask wearing is useless when it isn't actively physically and psychologically harmful.

He knows this, it's his job to know this. But the evil (and stupid, and crazy) bastard's doing it anyway.

As John Wayne sagely observed: You can't fix "stupid", no matter how you try.

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Quite so. Adrian Dix. Hmm...

Some are born Dix, some achieve Dixness and others have Dix thrust upon them.

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Where's Vlad Tepes when you need him? 🤔

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Dr. Wendtner is one of those doctors personally responsible for my allergy to MD's

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Knowing the pre-med students in my college dorm did it for me.

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Oct 17, 2023Liked by eugyppius

I have to say that it's somewhat of a relief to know that this level of idiocy (in the true meaning of the word) is not only reserved for American so-called "doctors". The reality is that these people are a tiny minority. It is unfortunate that they have been propped up by the media so much.

In fact, I think we are coming to realize that this whole enterprise has largely been a testing of the media's control over the government. If the media can control the government, then we don't even need, e.g., lobbying.

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The media isn’t controlling the government. The media is corrupted by the corporations/corporatized corrupted government. It’s all one big synergistic corrupted blob.

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'one big synergistic corrupted blob'

👍

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Well, that nuanced point of view sure relieves one from the burden of real thought, doesn't it?

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Perhaps his conversion to crazy world had to do with multiple shots, and he got progressively more wacky with each one?🤷🏻‍♀️

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