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WHY is the sky so racist!?

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Water is blue. Drinking water is fascist. Soylent is for anti fascists.

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Barbara costas's avatar

White wine is racist

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Jana Crawford's avatar

As are white AND red roses....🤣

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Especially the ripe, stored one !!!! ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Graham Stull's avatar

Yellow bananas can also be bad, when it comes to college admissions.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

So is red!

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Barbara ,I only drink red wine ,does that make me a communist ?

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Erik Hoffmann's avatar

Soylent is green. And human.

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Connect The Dots's avatar

😂 the green party is now "the soylent green party" to me. Thanks!

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Nicholas's avatar

Clearly, to be anti-racist, true allyship means one must cut out water entirely. This will be purifying for the soul, and, after a week or so, for the German body politic.

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Graham Cunningham's avatar

There's a brilliant Matt cartoon with an old couple visiting a UK National Trust garden with the caption "apparently this tree is very old and probably racist" https://x.com/MattCartoonist/status/1326221395458740225

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Paul Ashley's avatar

Hmm ... Were it not for the blue sky there would be no green, no food for Edeka to sell.

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Danno's avatar

Because God supports AfD.

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la chevalerie vit's avatar

🤣 Almighty for Deutschland?

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Ted's avatar

"WHY is the sky so racist!?"

Because it was assigned blue at birth.

Simply EVERYONE knows this. DO try to keep up, dear fellow.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

STAHP deadnaming the SKY, you bigot!

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My Dog's Name is The Dog's avatar

I'm sure they all just run to the caves whenever the sun shines. for protection.

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The Real Mary Rose's avatar

And that racist ocean. I mean, the gall.

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Laughing Goat's avatar

Climate change.

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MSK's avatar

My thought exactly

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valeri's avatar

haha thank you!

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

You must be living in the wrong country .Where I live the sky is green .,the land of the Greenies

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PamelaDrew's avatar

When you think stupidity has reached its apex and folks go beyond!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

The terminus for the absurd has no floor

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Dr Linda's avatar

They go beyond so easily

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dondonsurvelo's avatar

As the ex-owner of several natural foods grocery stores in the US and a staunch conservative, I never spoke about politics as I never wanted to lose a customer who disagreed with my politics.

Businesses that play this game of being woke lose a large group of potential customers. Idiots!

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Decaf's avatar

By their fruits you shall know them. Their fruits, and their comments on fruits, are ridiculous.

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John's avatar

These are not serious people. 🙄

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eugyppius's avatar

no.

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Danno's avatar

Unfortunately some of them in official positions are dead serious. They actually believe folks who make fun of them should be fined or incarcerated.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Exactly.

The situation is catastrophic...but not serious.

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Rat's avatar

Perhaps it should be also mentioned that Edeka itself has a dark colonial history, as it «was founded in 1907 as the E.d.K. (Einkaufsgenossenschaft der Kolonialwarenhändler im Halleschen Torbezirk zu Berlin, Purchasing Cooperative of Colonial Goods Retailers in the Hallesches Tor district of Berlin)» (from pedowikia).

j/k, but who remembers what «colonial goods» were?

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

uh oh our Detective Rat comes up with even worse dirt on the blues... Great job that.

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Nicholas's avatar

Interesting; did these colonialists have supply contracts with men habitually clad in grey-blue in the late 1930s - early 1940s by any chance? I think we should be told.

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Visitor's avatar

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pick your flower carefully

Or we’ll know the racist is you

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

Reading this makes living in Canada a little more bearable today. 🐸

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God Bless America's avatar

Prayers for all… 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Reading this makes me grind my teeth… 🔥

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Mitch's avatar

Fascism, or corporatism, on display unironically calling a political party out for supposed fascism. I hope the Germans can see through all the projection.

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Danno's avatar

Most don't care. I see all sorts of stupid shit like this in the lefty food co-op in my neighborhood and I just let it go. Perhaps we should become more vigilant.

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Bud's avatar

Mine doubled down in 2020. That’s when I said goodbye after almost 20 years of membership. It was an adjustment but there was no sense in financially supporting them or similar local businesses. Much happier now and actually saved a lot by walking away and shopping elsewhere.

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Ed Meyer's avatar

The best line in the whole ad is "Because we love diversity"!! They say this after telling you that they hate 30% of their customers and call them a threat! HAHAHAHA.

Buncha morons...

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Völva's avatar

This is the most insanely, childishly ridiculous step of all the ridiculous steps over the past few years. A psychological autopsy would come up with nothing good.

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Danielle's avatar

A brain autopsy would come up with nothing. 😉

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Gjergj Kastrioti Skënderbeu's avatar

If only someone in Germany would just say, "this is gay."

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Danno's avatar

See the top rated comment on last week's article on the green propaganda video game. I about spit my coffee into my keyboard.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Danno ,in Germany you spit Schnaps on you key board ,not coffee ,when you choke .

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

What was it? Can't remember.

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Danno's avatar

"That shit is seriously gay." -- Bash

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Perfect

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Danno's avatar

It cracked me up because as I was reading the premise and details of the game, I thought that not one gamer I know would even give it a second look. These kinds of games have to appeal to high-testosterone young males that make up 90% gaming market. Their reaction would be exactly that.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

They may say: "GEIL !!!"

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John Bowman's avatar

What we need is a Far-White Party.

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LMS's avatar

They sound vaccinated, have they had all 10 doses?

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

No they're on their 2nd vaccine card.

They're "up to mutate".

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Brilliant.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

yeeezzz !!!

into what ??? ...

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Well I think eugyppius put it perfectly:

Vaccinators.

But a fool is a fool...mutations or not.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

These vaccinated fools cause a hell of a LOT of damage. Just consider that currently there is German made weaponry being used ON Russian territory again ...👎👎👎👎😲😲😲😲

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Hopefully, vaccinated, foolish vaccinators will be of temporary nuisance only ...🤞🤞🤞

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They ARE indeed !!!

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Eugyppius, this is so patronising. I’d be inclined to boycott them.

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Andrew Marsh's avatar

I fear the supermarket will not notice since they are not running the business in a conventional way. They are only using blue as a marker. Difficult times.

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Then I’d do it for my own personal satisfaction.

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JayBee's avatar

They were also the worst Mask Nazis during Covid. Franchisees were often not accepting the official medical exemptions (e.g. Edeka Leipi Asslar) and the head office simply ignored requests to comment on this illegal practice, in stark contrast to REWE and Aldi.

F*ck them.

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