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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Good lord could we just allow children to be children?!

And what is it with the cRAzY eYeS with these wretched cretins?! Always the cRAzY eYeS....

I guess you get the face you deserve!

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Elsie E Connelly's avatar

Her mother told her, your face will stay that way. SHE DIDN'T LISTEN

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K2's avatar

LOLOLOL

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Timster's avatar

Show them all the beauty - sorry - fascism they possess inside.

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carily myers's avatar

lol, like

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Iris Weston's avatar

In the context of her "job," this is just priceless!

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Baldmichael's avatar

Social worker will anagram to 'ok air scowler'. Perfect.

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Iris Weston's avatar

Ahahah what a strike for serendipity!

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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Germany is copying America. In January, NYMag published an article called "Can We Keep Our Sons from Conservative Politics?" Frau Posner must have read it with predictably hilarious results: https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/nymag-awfl-sons-conservative-politics

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Greg Spung's avatar

The ideological subversion of the West has come full circle and we are experiencing the results of it's decades long process. This is evidenced by the rapid decline of Western Civilizations' very foundations.

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carily myers's avatar

agree, totally. the "long march".

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Rikard's avatar

Remember the idiot-articles about how to shun, shut-out or shut-up your Trump-voting uncle after the 2016 election?

We had such articles here too, only not about Trump and not just in 2016.

But in 1976.

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carily myers's avatar

OMG, 1976? Long march, indeed.

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MAGRIETHA DU PLESSIS's avatar

Ans sadly, most of us fell for it!😒

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Karl Humungus's avatar

Sandwiched in between articles condemning cisgenders and another blaming white men for all ills.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Unbelievable

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Hitler lost the war ,because he did not have a cell phone,or ipot .

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RLHS's avatar

It’s once again the same old story as in all the western countries… in America it’s the rural white men also… see new liberal book “White Rural Rage”. At least the young are pushing back despite the indoctrination

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Lone Wolf's avatar

Score another one for physiognomy...

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Mitch's avatar

the lost science!

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Yukon Dave's avatar

first of all I went through a phase of dating crazy eyes.

second you might have won you the internet with this phrase. I would love to see that in German.

"manipulative appeals to your own emotional distress and hyperestrogenic histrionics are the only way"

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Goodness me too.

Especially in my late 20's and early 30's before I met my wife who is 9 years younger than me.

I was astonished how many freaks there were at that age.

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Baldmichael's avatar

Eva Prausner anagrams to 'a prune raves'. Sounds about right.

Sounds highly unpleasant, but 'Raven up arse' might be the cause, another anagram. :)

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Wait, I thought kids were supposed to talk about politics at the holiday family gatherings around the dinner table to bring their backwards wrong-thinking elders to heel? Kids - like Greta - being the avant garde and all, possessing new, better ways, unburdened by what has been? More enlightened than the Neanderthal unibrow mouth-breathers who spawned them?

I'm so confused.

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eugyppius's avatar

puzzling indeed. i thought the youth were the future.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Only if properly trained.

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Yukon Dave's avatar

My son called his sister a fag@t. So many questions. Where did he learn this in 2nd grade. Does he have any idea what it means? Is it now a compliment?

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

The Stashi is still current history and not some unfortunate time in the past.

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I've Got A Special Purpose's avatar

Teach them well and let them lead the way

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Sing it, Whitney!

...or CSN!

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

That's what they used to say.

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Rex Banks's avatar

A few years ago in Canada, there was a campaign to lower the voting age to EIGHT.

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Rosemary B's avatar

aah hahaha

I think that might happen here in the US. Of course already crowds of the dead are voting

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Baldmichael's avatar

Mental age of many already down to 8 years old. Gwen Walz is helping them.

https://x.com/AlphaNewsMN/status/1835379529243648009

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Mystic William's avatar

Since right wingers have 3x the number of children than left wingers I am pretty sure it would backfire.

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Yukon Dave's avatar

according to the school systems, they believe they are their children and not the parents children.

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Sue Don Nim's avatar

There was also an idiot proposing that mothers get proxy votes for each of their children. So three children, 4 votes (theirs plus hers).

Notice that this proposal didn't include giving proxy votes to fathers? I wonder why....

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Rikard's avatar

Because us men could have demanded proxy-votes for each one of our sperms?

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Mystic William's avatar

In a way that isn’t stupid. A couple with no kids gets two votes, one each. A couple with four kids gets two votes. But they represent six people. Arguably with a greater vested interest in the future.

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Sue Don Nim's avatar

No, it's stupid.

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Mystic William's avatar

Why is it stupid to consider a family of six maybe should have more voting power than a childless two person household? I can see all sorts of issues with it. But on the surface there is an element of fairness at play here.

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Dan_e's avatar

You could argue the same with one person's vote counting for as much as the tax dollars they pay

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Eight? what does an eight year old child have to do with political bruha? I would change the voting age to 88 ! that would eliminate most of us from the presumed duty of chosing between a tiger and a wolf.

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carily myers's avatar

Tax PAYERS only. They have skin in the game, nobody else does.

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USS Nitze's avatar

The young would whine piteously if we did that

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Danielle's avatar

How would that be different?

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Bizarro Man's avatar

The obvious answer is to allow the vote only to the dead. Only they can be trusted to make the right decision. Here in the US we are already well on are way to achieving that important goal.

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MAGRIETHA DU PLESSIS's avatar

I do not know! An eight year old might just vote more sensible than most adults😂

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Henrybowman's avatar

As long as the court system also charges them as adults, the results should be amazing.

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Ken Kunda's avatar

That's not a bad idea considering the idiots the Canadian adults have put into office.

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Baldmichael's avatar

This is the mental age of most voters nowadays I reckon. The Democrat party in the US has Gwen Walz junior grade teacher to instruct them how to 'turn the page'. Sheesh!

https://x.com/AlphaNewsMN/status/1835379529243648009

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Joan of Arc turned Veruca Salt.

Come, sweet death, if I ever have to hear her again

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Warmek's avatar

I'm waiting for her OnlyFans.

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baker charlie's avatar

Oh gods, that is a rule 34 I never wanted to contemplate. I'll never be the same again.

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Warmek's avatar

The brain bleach is in the liquor department. ;)

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baker charlie's avatar

My brain is already leaking and there is a clean up in aisle 7. I pray I can crawl to the liquor department in time!

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K2's avatar

LOLOLOL… sigh.

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bubbagyro's avatar

How DARE ..?...[look of confusion] they?

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K2's avatar

That’s right! Oh wait…

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Dalila's avatar

Just beautiful! I love your comments so much!

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Rikard's avatar

"Germany has the stupidest political discourse on earth."

Challenged accepted.

Swedish state TV this week ran a clip on a children's show, where police explain to children how to act when they are being assaulted, robbed, or risk getting in the way of gang wars.

The show is aimed at twelve-year old children, mainly.

Earlier, authorities have proposed information-pamphlets on child-brides be distributed to young children to inform them on how to act when their parents try marrying their 10-year old off to a 50-year old man.

And not that many years ago, Swedish "experts" and regime media proudly declared that there's no scientific method with which you can decide how old someone is. This due to 40+ year old afghan men from Iran claiming asylum as syrian children.

Feel free to re-read the above sentence. I'm not making it up.

I could go on, but I don't want to.

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carily myers's avatar

oh, geez. big sigh + gag

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Sjelebotskjelda's avatar

Herlig med disse ekspertene.

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Mark Seager's avatar

Is there help for kids that have daft left wing woke parents who keep voting for sovialist lunacy?😂

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Buy lots of pillows.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

And the sheep struggle over who will eat them for lunch...said the wolf.

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The Rake's avatar

Not a kid, but i'm in dire need of such a help 😂

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Jolene's avatar

“hyperestrogenic histrionics” 😂

Thank you for this.

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USS Nitze's avatar

Technically, though, hypoestrogenic is likely more correct

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Mitch's avatar

*histrionic itself is derived from the Latin word for uterus.

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David Bain's avatar

That’s hysterical.

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Pacific Observer's avatar

Greek.

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K2's avatar

Figures.

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Lloyd Ellis's avatar

How come everything is a project with the left? I'm out of food, I need a project to prepare myself for an influx of life-sustaining nutrients.

What we also call dinner.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

The revolution is always the first priority.

When you're chasing the end of a rainbow that doesn't exist you can never be judged by the consequences of such vacuity.

Being on the "right side of history" is easy if the arc is long enough...because nobody will remember.

All you have to do is promise everyone a unicorn and a pot of fools gold and they'll cue up for their 3 meals and 4 fetters.

Stupid people with arrogance are dangerous.

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Stupid people with power is catastrophic.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Add Evil to it and you have tinderbox

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carily myers's avatar

no shit. idiots w/power destroy civilzations

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PAMELA PREEDY's avatar

Example: KeirJongUn AKA KeirStalin AKA Starmergeddon AKA 2-tierkier

AKA FreeGearKeir & his wife Victoria Sponge

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Chiadrum's avatar

It’s called Smugnorant

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Mitch's avatar

perfect portmanteau

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Elsie E Connelly's avatar

May I borrow that. I know a very smugnorant person.

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K2's avatar

Perfect!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Oooh. I like that one

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carily myers's avatar

Stealing that-seriously

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KCwoofie's avatar

Prerty much SOP these days. Praying.

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Tardigrade's avatar

"Project" = opportunity for a funding stream.

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kertch's avatar

If it wasn't for such "Projects", most people with liberal arts degrees would be unemployed.

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Rikard's avatar

There's also a psychological factor:

A project with no defined dead-line is something you can never fail at. Therefore, they need never own up consciously before themselves that they are failures in every sense of the word.

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kertch's avatar

The cause of failure is always "insufficient resources".

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Mitch's avatar

ironically stripping all resources would fix so many problems

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Mitch's avatar

perfect for academics and their kind

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Rikard's avatar

The number of times I've had had to explain to students and their parents that the reason for a failing grade is because they weren't done on time!

"You had 14 days allotted to do this, writing a five-page review of "Alice in Wonderland", and you didn't hand it in on time, that's why you got a 'Failed'".

"But I didn't have time enough to finish"

Good luck holding a job with that attitude.

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Barbara's avatar

What a due date? What child abuse! In Canada, we are ahead of you; we have done away with due dates. Seriously.

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Mitch's avatar

without unasked for social engineering, they'd have to do something productive!

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kertch's avatar

Yes, but what practical productive skills do they have?

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K2's avatar

They could volunteer for a shovel ready job?

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Mitch's avatar

they're useless eaters, but remove all the programs and both the dependents and the bureaucrats that administer the programs will be forced to add value in some way or starve.

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Iris Weston's avatar

It's the collectivism, it messes with your brain.

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Tardigrade's avatar

'“It helps,” Prausner says, “when young people are confronted with a group that disapproves of their behaviour.”'

'Prausner advises saying things like “You’re ruining your future with this.”'

This person obviously has never interacted with teenagers.

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eugyppius's avatar

few things are more likely to convert an AfD-enthusiast teenage boy into a literal raging neo-Nazi than this eight-step routine of unmitigated idiocy and effete provocation.

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Suzie's avatar

💯! Like we haven’t pushed our kids farther over the ledge enough already.

You cannot hate these people enough.

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carily myers's avatar

agree!

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Mitch's avatar

how can you fix a problem without creating it first!

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Iris Weston's avatar

These actually sound like advice that a deranged old maid would give to someone raising a child. Where are the sane straight male voices?

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Chris Gorman's avatar

They've all been emasculated for the last 30 years. The closer you get to a city, the more effete men there are. And cities are lousy with them. Thanks militant feminism and the fetishizing of emotion, you're both awesome!

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Iris Weston's avatar

You're probably right, and that goes double or triple for the political circus, I mean circles.

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baker charlie's avatar

Right up there with:

"This will go on your permanent record!!!"

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Rikard's avatar

Guessing: Prausner is thinking of group confessionals, the way they did (do?) in China and other communist states.

You get to stand in a circle before your comrades and confess your "bourgeois" thoughts and counter-revolutionary feelings, while the group keeps pushing you for more, more, more until you break down in hysterics, desperate to be re-accepted.

In many USAmerican corporations (such as Disney) this is (allegedly) standard practice. Refusing to partake is grounds for termination (Gina Carano f.e.).

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baker charlie's avatar

It's also a big thing in Scientology, the Moonies and the former cult of Jim Jones. All of these have intelligence agency ties. Tried, Tested and Chairman Mao approved.

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carily myers's avatar

like

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Alistair Penbroke's avatar

She's probably remembering her own youth as a teenage girl desperately hoping for acceptance.

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Luc Lelievre's avatar

This is reminiscent of the events following the fall of the Weimar Republic, when parents reported their children to Gestapo authorities, resulting in their imprisonment in camps aimed at indoctrinating them with Nazi ideology.

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SCA's avatar

I'll email this to the Deseret News. Perhaps our Eva can also help perplexed Mormon parents needing to stop their children from becoming OnlyFans stars.

We knew this was coming, right? Children *must* rebel against their parents' belief systems no matter what they are. You'd think in social work school they'd teach something along the lines of "puberty, adolescence and separating from parental authority in order to become an adult: why kids must be different from the old fogeys until they become old fogeys themselves and close the circle of life."

Anyway that photo is very reassuring. I'm lots older than she is and yet have retained my youthful sparkle. I'm so relieved!

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Warmek's avatar

"OnlyFans Mormons", the search term I didn't know I was going to need today... :D

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SCA's avatar

The Daily Mail Online is a very informative newspaper.

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Mitch's avatar

they drink tea on camera for $3/min

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Warmek's avatar

🤣

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SCA's avatar

While wearing magic undergarments.

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carily myers's avatar

Absolutely didn't have "Only Fans Mormons" on my bingo card.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

What a disgusting analogy. If you could help any parent to prevent their child ending up on OnlyFans, that's a very good thing. Are you some disgusting coom-brain?

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SCA's avatar

You're very sweet, Rudey, but my dancecard is full this week.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

By "dancing", you mean "gooning out" don't you? Just admit it.

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MarcusBierce's avatar

Ok Ravishing, why are you clutching pearls over snark

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

*Comparison, rather.

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bubbagyro's avatar

The next generation is rebelling against groupthink in my region. In Massachusetts, a large high school had manadated "pride day". Students K-12 grade were to dress in rainbow costumes on a certain day in June for "gay pride" month. 7th and 8th graders instead dressed in red white and blue in various American flag designs. Local papers covered it with a jaundiced eye! (yellow journalism syndrome maybe?) Haha! You did not get these children to tow the line, did you? I have 4 grandchildren in High School, 3 in Mass and 1 in Florida. They are each their own people, I can attest to that, anf high achievers in every way. As for the media, Alexander Pope said in in poetry: “All seems infected that the infected spy, As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye.”

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carol ann's avatar

This reminds me of my great nephew in Ireland who told me that during a 'dress as another gender' ( or some such day!) at high school, he dressed in a full burka.

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Silva's avatar

Wait, that was a thing in some schools?

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Henrybowman's avatar

There was a famous incident of a US military squad being forced to march in high heels to "show them what women have to put up with." Curious, because the military has never demanded their women to march in high heels.

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MarcusBierce's avatar

Idiocy. Besides the fact that high heels and other fashion idiocy is hungrily and assiduously gobbled up by women following the aesthetic sense of gay male designers

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carol ann's avatar

Yes, this is common in schools these days.

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Danielle's avatar

That’s disgusting. I wish they would just leave the children to be children

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Barbara's avatar

A school teacher friend tells me a number of her students wore 'Straight Pride' t-shirts on LGBTQ+++ day.

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Chris Gorman's avatar

Fortunately there are a lot of very intelligent folks who believe this nonsense is... nonsense. And our kids have all been raised to use their heads as more than dogmatic hat racks.

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this little authoritarian's avatar

Given that "right-wing" is functionally anyone who rejects government/authority BS, it's not exactly surprising that kids could be labelled as such.

The reflection these people should have, is not the degree to which a person leans left or right, but their belief in their authority to impose that on others. Without authoritarianism, political leanings remain polite differences.

For example, if the DJT administration had tried to mandate covid shots, I would have felt the same way towards it as I did towards the BH administration when they did - i.e. a big F U.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Ironically, if DJT had tried to mandate covid shots, the left would have reflexively refused and they would have gone nowhere.

Just a few billion reasons to make sure Biden 'won' in 2020.

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Warmek's avatar

> One in three young people there voted for the far right. In Thüringen, as many as 38% of 18- to 34-year-olds cast their ballot for the AfD – more than in any other age group. Many a parent who values living in a democracy will have wondered: “What have we done wrong?”

"How dare they vote the wrong way?!"

I mean... do you really "value living in a democracy" if it's only when everyone votes in lockstep with *your* plans?

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Pacificus's avatar

Just like in the US, it's only "democracy" if you vote for the Left... all else is "anti-democratic."

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Henrybowman's avatar

That's why they're always so careful to say "OUR democracy." They don't mean them and you.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Also, aren't these all technically adults? Why don't you shut up, mutti?

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God Bless America's avatar

“The more you tighten your grip, the more that will slip through your fingers…”

Princess Leia said it so well in Star Wars when she was talking to general Tarkan… you know the real Star Wars before they screwed it up…

Is it illegal in Germany to meme this woman out of oblivion?

BTW, sounds like you got some smart kids over there…👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Stop doing pop-culture quotes and references. Stop doing pop-culture quotes and references. You are an adult, not a child. Grow up.

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Rikard's avatar

You do realise that every classic you'd care to quote was once new?

And a large part of those classics attaining that status is because they were a breath of fresh air in a time where their medium as whole had stagnated into being formulaic.

I'm old enough to remember when they still kept "Lord of the Rings" in the kids' section of the municipal library - it wasn't considered "literature" or "high art" until well into the 1990s.

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Mitch's avatar

and all of these stories are based on even older stories with a few changes to freshen them.

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Rikard's avatar

Yup.

Telling a truly new story is nigh-on impossible, but telling a good story in a skilled way is an art in its own right.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Just grow the fuck up. Just try. It's a kid's movie, a very good one, and LOTR (I've read them all, twice) is for kids, too. I read them when I was a teen. You have a form of stunted development.

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Rikard's avatar

I'd call you ignorant, but your own posts makes that redundant.

I notice you are intellectually unable to refute any of the points I made.

"Read them all"? It's one book, not several.

Here's a little challenge for you: Do you consider the folk tales collected and reworked by the Grimms pop-culture or classics?

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God Bless America's avatar

Bless your heart… tsk tsk…You just need to get out and have some fun… smell the flowers… take a walk… Do some aerobics or something.

I watched Star Wars for the very first time when I was nine years old… It’s definitely a classic.

Again… Bless your heart 🤨

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

And I watched it for the first time when I was 3 or 4 years old in the early 1980s on VHS. I saw Star Wars (The New Hope) over 30 times before I was 9. What's your point. Now I am in my forties and it's time for you all to grow up.

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Silva's avatar

Where is that dislike button, damn it!

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Good grief, you people are beyond pathetic.

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MarcusBierce's avatar

Are you okay? Are you not the one with the fake pro-wrestling moniker and picture?

Something about glass houses and throwing stones comes to mind, or is that quote too pop-culture for you too?

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Danny Huckabee's avatar

OK, Germany may have the stupidest political discourse but the U.S. has the most insane. We're #1, We're #1!

Danny Huckabee

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Mitch's avatar

USA, USA!!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

LOLOLOL. So true Danny

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

No, Germans still hold the number one spot there, too.

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pyrrhus's avatar

Truly hysterical! There is, of course, no chance that the younger set has noticed the collapse of Germany under the direction of the "good" people and put 2 and 2 together...That thought could get them prosecuted....

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Tardigrade's avatar

'Parents have to respect the personal rights of young people. But if there is a danger to be averted, an unauthorised look at the phone would be legitimate'

Translation: Parents should not respect the personal rights of young people. The end justifies the means.

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AndyinBC's avatar

To the left, unfortunately, the end ALWAYS justifies the means.

ANY means!

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carily myers's avatar

TRUE

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