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Gilgamech's avatar

The beatings will be continuing until the peasants are revolting.

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Candy's avatar

I have a pirate plaque that says

“The beatings will continue until attitudes improve”

and that kinda covers it

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Freedom Fox's avatar

And yet the Christians refused to forsake their Lord and Savior and were thrown into the arena with the Lions.

That's what it is. How much courage do we possess for our convictions? The Christians couldn't be broken. And that is why they persevered, weren't crushed for eternity. Same stakes for free speech. No offense to the Christians who may find the comparison offensive, as apt as it is.

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Elizabeth's avatar

I am not offended at all. The Christians died because they believed in truth and chose death over lies. You may not agree that it is a truth, but we do. So I think that is a great complimentary analogy.

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SomeDude's avatar

Kingdom of Id style:

Of course the peasants are /already/ revolting <wrinkles nose from perceived bad smell>

And they are also "economically unviable" (as a nod to Falling Down)

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Seen any pitchforks on sale at Amazon or eBay lately ??? ...

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Russell Luck's avatar

And the beat goes on...

La de da de doo, la de da de dum.

It's all just a little bit of history repeating!

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NothingButNet's avatar

Damn, this stuff sounds like fiction 🤔🤔🤔 The author George Orwell comes to mind. Can the Germans incarcerate me for this?? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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Mrs Bucket's avatar

Solution: 1) Mock the prosecutors HARD, name them all. 2) FUNDRAISE HARD to AMPLIFY the mocking. 3) DEMAND their removal from their cushy state jobs. 4) Mock them again when they are at their new jobs, flipping burgers in McDonalds, where they belong.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

No burger flipping in Germany .Sauerkraut chopping is the main activity in Germany. Watch for chopped finger tips in your Kraut ,when politicians start doing it .

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Given that Schmerz and the other Quislings of Neo Nazi Germany, France and England are practising homosexuals, that cut-finger meme becomes creepy indeed.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Is Schmerz the new ring leader in Germany ? I thought his name is Schmalz

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Schmalz is the name of Schmertzes alter-ego. It takes cocaine and has gay sex with other schizo-psychopathic world ‘leaders’ just like himself.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Sauerkraut is sold in some stores at the coast of B.C .i bought one can but don't know what to eat with it . Is it smoked sausage ? Smoking sausage is not allowed here ,because it causes global warming .

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Might be best not to go there and find out ! Is there a way to help this poor gentleman? I would gladly send him a few bucks to help with the fee! Do you think these owls can flip burgers? Does not matter to me, I never go to McD..

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Chixbythesea's avatar

It might not be allowed! 😂 Merz might try to seize it for his “war” chest.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

It seems the Germans get more goofy by the day . Did all the good Germans die in Stalingrad ?

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

The vast majority of the masculine ones died in both world wars, yes.

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Chixbythesea's avatar

It really shocks me how so many otherwise intelligent Germans do not question press reports or the government punishing what should be free expression. USA here. I used to think Germans were more logical than your average westerner.

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Germans were among the first victims of the social engineering practices of the Anglo-Zionist Pedophile cult that has seized all power in the West, starting in 1945.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Don't forget ,the Germans did not have a Fuhrer for about 80 years . Fussball is the new battleground .

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Jack McCord's avatar

In the US Marine infantry officers' course, back in the 1980s, we read Erwin Rommel's 'Infantry Attacks.' Most of us knew only of his service as an armor commander in North Africa during WW2. But 'Attacks' describes his experiences as an infantry lieutenant in the First World War, on the western front very early on, then later in the Balkans. Apparently it's still on the reading list. I reread it last year

It's very stirring stuff. His tactical MO was always just relentless advance, past flanks or through gaps in enemy lines. Don't worry about getting cut off or surrounded, you focus on doing exactly that to the enemy!

He was, I guess, the embodiment of the hyperaggressive Prussian tactical mindset. What a damn shame the plot against Hitler failed, and he didn't survive the war.

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Chixbythesea's avatar

I’ve read some books on him. Amazing man. Fearless and relentless. Sometimes certain outlier individuals, well placed, tip the scales.

Strangely, you brought to mind Kit Carson. Also dogged and relentless. Also a key individual. (Though not German.) He met up with the marines at what would become Camp Pendleton for the last fight against the Mexican army in the battle for California.

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Bill Rice, Jr.'s avatar

I'm eating a Big Mac as I read the comments!

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Be careful Bill ,the batty in that burger could have landed on the floor ,when flipped ,and then landed in your BIG MACK .Most of the flippers did not get a three year education in flipping .

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Tanja Boness's avatar

I am sure they would love to try

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Tim Hartin's avatar

I was thinking more Kafka than Orwell.

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AussieManDust's avatar

Yes. 😑

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Relax ,Auschwitz is closed for the moment ,but you could be prostituted ,an experience of a lifetime .

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KurtOverley's avatar

It's a wonder how Germans make it through their daily lives amidst these dangerously fascistic tweeters - good luck, Eugyppius!

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kapock's avatar

eugyppius, I notice that for some reason you’ve neglected to make clear that you utterly distance yourself from the deplorable sentiment that Robert Habeck might be a moron.

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BigE's avatar

Eugie ran out of synonyms for "moron" during Covid.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

More of a moronster

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Jack McCord's avatar

Let's not forget 'retard' is back! But there's always the timeless elegance of 'cretin' ...

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Poltroon and buffoon, as well as clatterfart are nice too. And much underused.

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Elizabeth Reeves's avatar

Lol

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AG's avatar

In an earlier piece, eugyppius actually argued that Habeck is many things but not a moron.

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William Foster's avatar

"Because Niehoff is a very evil and subversive man who has brought my country basically to its knees via the retweet function on X dot com."

LMAO.

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Danielle's avatar

This ^ is the sort of thing I read Eugyppius for every day.

My eyes are beginning to get sore from all the rolling. 🙄

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Peter Brawn's avatar

These are the nonsenses the “elite” focus on while the ship continues to sink under the waves

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Jits and Weights's avatar

You know that this woman whole-heartedly believes that she is indeed a fearless and noble freedom fighter. Working for the government to fine random citizens for retweets is just like fighting the evil Empire.

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Warmek's avatar

Yeah, it's kind of amazing how these people fail to realize that they *are* the Empire.

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Charlotte's avatar

I really highly recommend the movie The Lives of Others. Many of your recent posts about the prosecution of retweeters makes me think about the scenes of how the Stasi found crimes amongst the East Germans. The repeat of these types of persecution must be awful for East Germans to witness. Especially as it is dripping in condescending virtue from Jedi knight lovers.

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Codex redux's avatar

How many of them are former Stasi, who like Merkle, moved directly from a their totalitarian perch in the Soviet-run regime, to worming their way into power in free Germany obce the wall came down?

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Deadladyofclowntown's avatar

Yes, The Lives Of Others is an amazing film! As an American, I never knew that much about East and West Germany, so this movie was very educational and very moving. Shocking now to hear how many former Stasi members are still connected to politics in Germany -- though I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose.

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SCA's avatar

I thank God hourly I live in Trump's America right now. When I lived in Biden's America I saw Good Germans emerging everywhere like mushrooms after the shitstorm forced upon us during Our Plague Era, and most especially horribly amongst all the other middle-class NY Jews raised with the holy sacrament of Holocaust remembrance as I was, and that, truly, I will never forget and never forgive, never ever, the hypocrisy and shame upon them of it.

And therefore I feel for you most extremely painfully, you who helped get us through Our Plague Era despite the danger to yourself which has not diminished. I hope in our lifetime Germany will be free.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hey girl,

Totally off subject, but you had mentioned that you take mega doses of vit. C. Is it vitamin C ascorbate in powder form...or is it something else?

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SCA's avatar

I take Swanson C-1000 (ascorbic acid) w/Rose Hips in capsule form. If you get on their mailing list they'll start enticing you with sale offers every other day. I wait until they offer 40% off their own brand and then buy 6 or so bottles at a time. I thnk their regular prices are reasonable but why pay more than you need to? Shipping is free for orders over $49 but sometimes there's a special offer of free shipping for $29 orders.

I've never had stomach problems taking 4,000mg at a time after meals but you should start with 1000mg capsule daily and then increase as you feel appropriate. Hydrate well! "Experts" claim too much Vitamin C can cause kidney stones.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Thank you, SCA!

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Mitch's avatar

"Never forget" was forgotten.

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SCA's avatar

As I've said from the beginning of Our Plague Era, a Good German lives in everyone and some people really thrive on the permission to let theirs out. I thought it was necessary that we should learn this lesson but unfortunately they are all not only escaping accountability but becoming more vile by the day.

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Mitch's avatar

the longer I live the more I believe in tough love. Consequences are important, otherwise moral hazard skyrockets.

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Rocío Matamoros's avatar

I can never hear enough of Robert Habeck. There are his international art exhibitions, his pioneering work in particle physics, his nine symphonies (that eclipse even Mahler), and then to cap it all, his recent discovery of the cure for cancer.

The man is a giant, a truly epochal genius. I feel both profound gratitude and unworthiness to be alive in this Age of Habeck.

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Benj's avatar

Ooooh - how about a wave of memes featuring ridiculously over the top embarrassing glorifications of Habeck? Total sardonic inversions? I think this is the way.

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Simon Baddeley's avatar

The actual tweet was "Habeck is more on!" but missed by the prosecutor who thought that man somehow inserted a 'zeeghile' into an otherwise banal remark or what about this comedian from years ago getting the whole audience to get themselves arrested ... https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/y5kaxp/german_comedian_hypin_up_the_crowd_1973/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Peter W's avatar

Amazing what a moron can achieve!

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Lou Cassivi's avatar

Just look at Trump!

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Henrybowman's avatar

But Trump IS Adolf Hitler, so that is only to be expected.

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Tardigrade's avatar

I think one worthwhile NGO would be to organize international donations to pay the fines of people convicted of evil retweeting. Just think of the message that would send.

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SCA's avatar

We'll need our own parallel banking system first.

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SCA's avatar

And the Karen Read trial just demonstrated what it means for justice and liberty to be able to pay what it costs to fight a system stacked against you.

And, too, the value of that shamefully-maligned class, bloggers.

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Tardigrade's avatar

I'll have to look that one up.

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SCA's avatar

You'll want strong tea and a tin of good cookies to get you through it.

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Warmek's avatar

I'll probably need bourbon.

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SCA's avatar

Water it down. Even stone cold sober getting through the case gonna make your head spin.

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Warmek's avatar

Water down good bourbon?! Never!

Though I'll take your advice as justified, and moderate accordingly.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Geez. I've only read the Wikipedia article, because I can probably figure the bias there, but who knows?

It just makes me feel a little better about not having heard a peep about this the whole time it was going on—itmeans I must've been having more of a Real Life than I thought.

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SCA's avatar

Well, I can't complain about all the breadcrumb trails the interwebs leave for me because otherwise we wouldn't be cozy friends now!

I got to Twitter because of Alex Berenson and eventually I found Turtleboy's blog which evolved from some real skanky shitposting to real investigative journalism and Aidan Kearney became obsessed with proving Karen Read innocent and that turned into his own First Amendment legal cases as the authorities tried real hard to destroy him and came close to succeeding. Police corruption in MA has been endemic forever.

That's the part that got me paying attention. The power of the search for truth, and the cost to all these people derided as "bloggers."

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Mitch's avatar

looked like a cheesy series...any good?

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SCA's avatar

Not the series but the real-life shit-show.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Those sorts of NGOs are not permitted. Only the ones that identify bad tweeters are.

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VeryVer's avatar

are you allowed to retweet that you hate the nazis?

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

and is there anything said about WW2 in schools? It seems they have things upside down there. Although some of these politicians should be old enough to have at least heard some rumours.

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Southern Sally's avatar

Yes they all learn about it at school.... And are so terrified of repeating it, that they look under the beds and everywhere for any suspicion that it might be going to occur again. The fear has become paranoia and deranged the minds of some.

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Hate is bad but hating Nazis is good. As they cancel each other out it is much better to shut up, just in case.

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Matthew McWilliams's avatar

This makes much more sense in view of your previous post about NGO involvement in finding meme transgressions. It is like a cottage industry of internet nannies engaged in piecework, getting compensated for each illegal meme they flag.

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ambrosia's avatar

I can’t believe they let this ultra-right-wing dangerous terrorist Nazi get away with just a monetary fine!!! Germany’s survival is in peril with this impulsive savage roaming the street. If the young woman in the photo is indeed his daughter, she needs to be immediately removed into protective custody.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

do not bring them to the idea !

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Warmek's avatar

They should send him to some sort of forced outdoors lodging, to think very hard about what he's done. A camp, you might call it. For concentrating.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Time to retweet that Habeck poster and the 💩.

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Random's avatar

Ursula looks very... peculiar...

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Certainly a pale imitation of a Jedi Knight ( I had to look up an image, but she doesn’t fit the bill by any stretch of the imagination.)

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Yeah.

Strong jawline.

Aspires to be a Jedi Knight?

Why would anyone admit that?

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

Someone who grew up on Tumblr dot com

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Warmek's avatar

Not gonna lie, as a weapons nut, I would absolutely take the awesome laser sword. 🤣

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KarlM Alias's avatar

mRNA jabs will do that.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

She did not have an orgasm in 25 years .

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Rikard's avatar

The Sith always replenished their ranks from within the Jedi Order, and most of the truly dangerous and powerful Sith Lords started out as Jedi.

Jus' saying.

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Ravishing Rudey's avatar

I think continued mental indulgence in Star Wars lore and fantasy is a problem.

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the long warred's avatar

? Sith? Jedi?

These are academics who wandered into government .

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Rikard's avatar

Eugyppius' quotes the prosecutor, who mentioned seeing herself as a Jedi Knight fighting evil.

Hence my quip.

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the long warred's avatar

Thank you

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