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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

One suspects the susceptible population is somewhat less than "all of us"

I've not come across anything so far which would falsify the hypothesis that monkeypox has been low level endemic in the west among a subset of promiscuous gay and bisexual men, and that the rapid increase in case diagnosis is an artefact of increased awareness and testing

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That's what I love about mathematical modeling. No constraints. Today Africa, tomorrow the South Pole.

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Feel better soon, E!

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Had these morons no actual power to fuck up all our lives, it would be a great enjoyment to be just rolling on the floor laughing.

Get better soon! Are you drinking your ginger tea? Must I go over there and make some for you, you naughty boy?

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

highly transmissible respiratory virus didn't grow exponentially, but this STD primarily spread through the casual gay sex population SURELY WILL

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

As someone who is "vaxx" free I am still waiting to die from covid. Monkeypox is going to have to wait. Feel better!

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Perhaps gay men could just "keep it in their pants" to save grandma this time around, instead of locking down everyone?

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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE OF MONKEY GRIDS BEFORE THE 4TH OF JULY

I can't believe these people are in charge of our institutions

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Fecking tool. Him and Feigl-Ding ding ding.

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

300 million requires a lot of buggery and would also wipe out the global gerbil population. Who is this clown? I hope that he is not the guy from MIT.

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Is "freaking out about viruses" itself caused by a virus?

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Dr Strangelove-our very own Prof Ferguson of Imperial College fame-has passed the baton in the viral derangement Derby.

What would these doomsters do without their graphs?

https://youtu.be/5b2w_nJLuvw

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Where can I bet on the under? I’d like put my entire 401k on it.

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May 26, 2022·edited May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

We must KILL all the monkeys!

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May 26, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Feel better🙏❤️

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His math checks out. Similarly, based on his growth in the last year, my 14 year old son projects to be 11 feet tall by the time he's 20. I'm going to begin construction now to raise the ceilings in my home.

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