It's not only the tribes of Africa migrating to Germany ,now it is also the animals .I read in the migration newspapers ,that Hypos where spotted in Wan See ,near Berlin .
I hope for the sake of the German people that they take this seriously and wear their masks, but not the blue ones as everyone knows that lions hate the blue ones.
Can Drosten please be paged for an anti-lion potion?
That lion danger is more deadly than the war in the Ukraine .It will spread all over Germany and the European union .Now Germany would need the Panzers they gave away to fight the Russians ,when they would be needed to save lives .Germany is at the mercy of deadly lions .
They will need to find a new tank as Leopards won't do. Lions regularly kill Leopards. Maybe they can get an Elephant out of a WWII museum. Everyone knows that even an entire pride of lions won't mess with an Elephant.
My girlfriend, who lives in Berlin, fancied leopard print ones back when they were mandatory for everything. I dunno if that would make her more or less of a target of ire for a lioness... 🦁
It's a Crazy World - Someone ought to sell tickets ....
Will LeBron use his celebrity stature to finally raise awareness about vaccine injuries and deaths? This is probably not going to happen. These people are NOT like you and me … which is a tad disconcerting … actually this is scary as hell ….
Which made me think of all the other observations I’ve made over the past 40 months that seem surreal and also scare the daylights out of me. So, as I’m prone to do, I made a list:
Things that Scare the Hell out of Me in our New Normal …
now that I think about it, it is amazing that nobody ever speculated it might have been a Russian lion sent by Putin. maybe somebody did and I missed it.
Just ask a USA Democrat Congressperson where that lion came from--Putin's private stash, sent to steal your democracy. You Euros, so slow to see the truth...
Berlin must be evacuated .All scat [ SHIT ] in forests in and near Berlin must now be tested and tasted .The testing and tasting may have to be extended to all of Germany in case it is from the lion .
you know how dangerous it is to read substack with a coffee in your hand. It is mostly Jeff Childers, but several others are just as dangerous to computers and coffee drinkers. And to lion hunters of course. I am glad I have a vet who knows a dog from a cat, too.
I used to think these vehicles were overkill until the BLM riots got within a mile of my home. There’s nothing like seeing your local Target store going up in flames to trigger a reassessment. Even the police chief was trapped in a cop car with three other cops as the peaceful protesters tried to overturn the vehicle. I think the rioters were angry about our black mayor, black city manager, and black police chief being racist oppressors.
Between the age of 5 and 10, I read several books with illustrations of lions, and since then, I've seen many movies with the MGM opening titles. Setting false modesty aside, I believe these experiences have endowed me with considerable expertise in the field of lionology, and I must therefore add my voice to that of expert veterinarian Michaela Ebeling.
Not only is this definitely a lioness, but we can be near certain that it is carrying a new deadly strain of Covid. It has clearly escaped from the Potsdam-Mittelmarkt district by now, and nothing short of a general lockdown in Germany can address the gravity of this crisis. AfD members and voters should be placed in detention indefintely as a precautionary measure, since they are a potential source of assistance to the lioness.
Since the lioness belongs to a protected species, it can on no account be shot or molested in any way. German citizens will have to stay home and stay safe on a permanent basis. Brussels can periodically review the need for an extension of safety policies beyond the German borders. The German borders will, of course, remain open to all seeking asylum, including lions.
I am so relieved to have your expert input ... I was considering a holiday in Germany but will definitely be choosing a safer place. Thank you for saving my life!
This reminds me of the picture in The Little Prince the author claimed he had drawn as a child of the boa constrictor which had swallowed an elephant - and how upset he was that everyone told him it looked like a hat.
Good Lord ,now that Germany is facing deadly Lion invasions ,all the Blitz Krieg weapons are in the Ukraine . It could be the lion is really a Russian agent testing the defenses of Nato .
I seem to remember some sorta panic a couple of years back. "The rest of us" were totally not left alone. When "all those scared" includes the government, then the lion-sceptic non-scared are super-spreaders and potential terrorists.
It would seem that our beloved Authorities became so profoundly addicted to their Fear Crack-Pipes during the Great Pseudo-Plague (and the intoxicatingly thrilling highs of unfettered power it granted them) that they're now suffering agonising withdrawal symptoms. They appear to be in 'Cold Turkey', replete with hallucinations of marauding monsters, so frantic are they to get everyone terrified again and returning to their plague-bunkers in self-imposed isolation.
Unfortunately, the poor souls appear instead to have prompted a bored shrug and a yawn from ordinary people, who may in their behaviour if not yet their conscious thinking be signalling "Oh bog off, you silly, self-important panic pornographers; we're sick of your swivel-eyed hysterics and we're wise to them."
I’m waiting for your minister of health to opine that the lion is carrying a deadly strain of felinepox, a newly discovered relative of monkeypox, that could threaten the whole world if Germany doesn’t close its borders and completely shutdown until this critter can be caught and the entire country jabbed with now underdevelopment vaccine that’s part of Operartion BlitzVax!
Well, I think that a bit of social distancing would allow the lioness to eat only one German at a time. So please practice. Has a task force been set up by the way? Has the imperial college published any model of expected casualties from the lioness if we don’t lock down? Any track and trace app available?
seems like they have not learned much in the last 3 years. Could of course be, that they knew all along this is not a lioness, and just walked along for the heck of it.
Do you have big wild cats in Germany or in Europe? Cougars/Pumas/Mountain Lions have attacked and killed people in the US. It's rare, but it happens. Alligators have killed a few people in Florida this year. They just photographed an Eastern Coyote ( a coyote-wolf hybrid) in the neighborhood I grew up in suburban Philadelphia. They've returned to the area and have killed some pets. And, of course, because we're crazy in the US, we do occasionally hear about a lion or tiger on the loose in some neighborhood...or bears playing on the backyard swing set or trampoline.
the biggest is the lynx - maybe same size as a north american bobcat, and in germany there are very few of them. not threatening to humans of course & very retiring. but maybe there will turn to be a lion after all. if there is one at large i really hope it eats a journalist.
about one eighth of the size. When I moved here to south GA there was a bobcat in the neighborhood, it was so shy that, once it knew the house inhabited again, it did no longer show up. Bobcat little bigger than a house cat
I was driving out to a friend's house in rural New Mexico early one morning, I'm doing 55 mph down the highway, when all of a sudden a deer sprinted across the road with full grown mountain lion right behind it. Fortunately for both myself and my car, I hit neither of them. That was a big kitty, though.
Wow!! while living in AZ I went to the mailbox, which stood at the end of our street on the main dust road, and saw a mountain lion passing the boxes. I waited quite a bit, and when my ex came home, asked him if this could really have been one. He said yes, now and then an old one, too old to hunt, comes down the mountains and will sneak on to a pet. Now living in GA, I sometimes read about bears in the north, and several people closer by have seen coyotes. But so far the most dangerous I 've seen were some wild boar, specially the mom with a baby. I stay way out of their way! Oh and we got some snakes of course LOL
Writing from South AFRICA!!! ROAR!!! Part of the continent that so many fondly imagine is where there's a lion behind every bush. Sorry to disappoint but even rural villagers are 99% unlikely to encounter 1 and city dwellers even less so. Please send us some from The Small Town In Germany.
We do have coyotes where I live, they moved in about 25 years ago. A few weeks ago, one was walking down the street next to mine in the evening. Sadly, I missed it, but I saw a video on social media and heard from several people who did see it. Every time there's a sighting, people act as if a pack of wild wolves had descended from the frozen tundra, ready to eat everything in their path. Where my mother lives, BEARS occasionally make it to neighborhoods. She doesn't live near a lot of bears, so this is very exciting for everyone. But so far no one has sent out a tank.
I live in a rural area where we have bears, mountain lions, and coyotes wandering through all the time. I worry for my cat, but not really for any humans.
The U.S. is gargantuan with many different biomes, and vast untamed wilderness. A lion (puma) in the backyards of parts of North America's temperate rainforests is uncommon, but does happen. I've seen one with my own eyes, and yes, have photographs.
It's not a cold or flu, it's a deadly virus....too. It's not a horse, it's a zebra. Or, if you are an African doctor, it's not a zebra, it's a horse. Perspective, ever important.
provided it are all girls. provided someone knows what a girl is, as it seems nowadays some people don't know what a woman is. The emergency doc where I went a few months ago didn't. A female. Writes on my note Gender At Birth Unknown.
No doubt the cat is a pet ,one of the countless migrants brought with him from Africa . Migrants can bring bets like lions going to Berlin .Migrants migrating along the river Rhine can bring Crocotiles
Maybe the boar identified as a lion...
pinned
A pleasing and honest assessment on your part. Just what the doctor would order. Thank you, I for one needed this tonic. Love.
An oppressed black lion that failed its lion test ten times. Give that lion a million dollars to build his esteem please.
Precisely! I mean, did anyone bother to ask the bore...er, boar?
If there were several boars identifying as lions then they could have a PRIDE parade!
Ba-dum-dum! Hilarious!!
Very good!
Absolutely the best comment for the ages..
It's not only the tribes of Africa migrating to Germany ,now it is also the animals .I read in the migration newspapers ,that Hypos where spotted in Wan See ,near Berlin .
Lol!!!!
I hope for the sake of the German people that they take this seriously and wear their masks, but not the blue ones as everyone knows that lions hate the blue ones.
Can Drosten please be paged for an anti-lion potion?
All of GERMANY must be vaxxed against lion bites .
Make sure the jabs are mNRA types.
And by the way, well done , E.L.I. Michaela.
Pfizer has jabs ready ,for any disaster ,that may happen tomorrow .
Sheron ,what I really mean by that is ,the world would be in need for a vaxxx against stupbtity
Surely Moderna can whip up a vaccine for severed limbs. It’s science damnit!!!
That lion danger is more deadly than the war in the Ukraine .It will spread all over Germany and the European union .Now Germany would need the Panzers they gave away to fight the Russians ,when they would be needed to save lives .Germany is at the mercy of deadly lions .
They will need to find a new tank as Leopards won't do. Lions regularly kill Leopards. Maybe they can get an Elephant out of a WWII museum. Everyone knows that even an entire pride of lions won't mess with an Elephant.
All the Wunderwaffen of the pharma and politicians crime units are in action against us the people ,like being thrown to the lions in the lions den .
Adverse events however include spontaneous decapitation....
If only that were true for the authoritarian monsters who have destroyed countless lives…..
My girlfriend, who lives in Berlin, fancied leopard print ones back when they were mandatory for everything. I dunno if that would make her more or less of a target of ire for a lioness... 🦁
Lol
It's a Crazy World - Someone ought to sell tickets ....
Will LeBron use his celebrity stature to finally raise awareness about vaccine injuries and deaths? This is probably not going to happen. These people are NOT like you and me … which is a tad disconcerting … actually this is scary as hell ….
Which made me think of all the other observations I’ve made over the past 40 months that seem surreal and also scare the daylights out of me. So, as I’m prone to do, I made a list:
Things that Scare the Hell out of Me in our New Normal …
https://billricejr.substack.com/p/trends-that-scare-the-heck-out-of?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2
Expert these days means idiot. For example this from a US Congress committee:
jim jordan: when the government told us the vaccinated could not transmit it (covid), was that a lie or a guess?
debbie birx: “i think it was hope”
Dr scarf just landed a cushy gig with some pharma startup. Maybe hope will generate billions in profits
Why did we know that Ebeling was going to look like that? Young, inexperienced, fake it til you make it generation?
Birx just took CEO job at Amata Pharma
I spit my coffee out when I saw the pic of the armored vehicle! Omgosh. This is funny!
But but but, what if the lion was in league with the Russians and had an antitank gun? What then???
Clown world
now that I think about it, it is amazing that nobody ever speculated it might have been a Russian lion sent by Putin. maybe somebody did and I missed it.
Putin would have sent a bear. This is known.
AG, yes! 🏆
Just ask a USA Democrat Congressperson where that lion came from--Putin's private stash, sent to steal your democracy. You Euros, so slow to see the truth...
Trump sent it
Leonine collusion.
...or sent by Zelensky as part of a false flag operation, pinning blame upon the Russians. Oh, what a 'boar'.
Berlin must be evacuated .All scat [ SHIT ] in forests in and near Berlin must now be tested and tasted .The testing and tasting may have to be extended to all of Germany in case it is from the lion .
It’s not the Armored Truck
But Saint Javelin that Lions fear
you know how dangerous it is to read substack with a coffee in your hand. It is mostly Jeff Childers, but several others are just as dangerous to computers and coffee drinkers. And to lion hunters of course. I am glad I have a vet who knows a dog from a cat, too.
Sorry I can't help out in Berlin ,because I'm only a Canadian Moose and Bear hunter .
I used to think these vehicles were overkill until the BLM riots got within a mile of my home. There’s nothing like seeing your local Target store going up in flames to trigger a reassessment. Even the police chief was trapped in a cop car with three other cops as the peaceful protesters tried to overturn the vehicle. I think the rioters were angry about our black mayor, black city manager, and black police chief being racist oppressors.
You did very well not spitting out your dentures together with the coffee /.
Lol
Between the age of 5 and 10, I read several books with illustrations of lions, and since then, I've seen many movies with the MGM opening titles. Setting false modesty aside, I believe these experiences have endowed me with considerable expertise in the field of lionology, and I must therefore add my voice to that of expert veterinarian Michaela Ebeling.
Not only is this definitely a lioness, but we can be near certain that it is carrying a new deadly strain of Covid. It has clearly escaped from the Potsdam-Mittelmarkt district by now, and nothing short of a general lockdown in Germany can address the gravity of this crisis. AfD members and voters should be placed in detention indefintely as a precautionary measure, since they are a potential source of assistance to the lioness.
Since the lioness belongs to a protected species, it can on no account be shot or molested in any way. German citizens will have to stay home and stay safe on a permanent basis. Brussels can periodically review the need for an extension of safety policies beyond the German borders. The German borders will, of course, remain open to all seeking asylum, including lions.
I am so relieved to have your expert input ... I was considering a holiday in Germany but will definitely be choosing a safer place. Thank you for saving my life!
This reminds me of the picture in The Little Prince the author claimed he had drawn as a child of the boa constrictor which had swallowed an elephant - and how upset he was that everyone told him it looked like a hat.
Good Lord ,now that Germany is facing deadly Lion invasions ,all the Blitz Krieg weapons are in the Ukraine . It could be the lion is really a Russian agent testing the defenses of Nato .
If it’s a baby lion and the offender is a MAP, the molestation may proceed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
All of those scared should stay home and leave the rest of us alone.
This works. Equally well for covid, lions, Alzheimer presidents,, soccer hooligans, asteroids, ufos and random penguins.
I seem to remember some sorta panic a couple of years back. "The rest of us" were totally not left alone. When "all those scared" includes the government, then the lion-sceptic non-scared are super-spreaders and potential terrorists.
Pro-feline grandma killers unite!!
https://youtu.be/FouDjI3GzEI
:)))))))))))
I trust the Wonder Twins bumped elbows during the Great End Of The World Megademic.
And Zav, Zan, Vaz ... whatever he was called, could have cried, "Form of a Pfizer vaccine solution!" instead of turning into plain old water.
🤣🤣🤣
It would seem that our beloved Authorities became so profoundly addicted to their Fear Crack-Pipes during the Great Pseudo-Plague (and the intoxicatingly thrilling highs of unfettered power it granted them) that they're now suffering agonising withdrawal symptoms. They appear to be in 'Cold Turkey', replete with hallucinations of marauding monsters, so frantic are they to get everyone terrified again and returning to their plague-bunkers in self-imposed isolation.
Unfortunately, the poor souls appear instead to have prompted a bored shrug and a yawn from ordinary people, who may in their behaviour if not yet their conscious thinking be signalling "Oh bog off, you silly, self-important panic pornographers; we're sick of your swivel-eyed hysterics and we're wise to them."
I’m waiting for your minister of health to opine that the lion is carrying a deadly strain of felinepox, a newly discovered relative of monkeypox, that could threaten the whole world if Germany doesn’t close its borders and completely shutdown until this critter can be caught and the entire country jabbed with now underdevelopment vaccine that’s part of Operartion BlitzVax!
thankfully I am not drinking!
Don’t put the lioness in your butt and you will avoid lionpoz
It's ManBearPig! I'm Super Cereal!
Maybe it’s a Dogman 😳
Nah. just dogma.
The sky is falling. The sky is falling.
For Berliners ,migration is salvation
This is better than anything that's come out of Hollywood in half a century. Just glorious.
But please. Tell me. Germany managed to produce you. How did it also produce so many of *them*?
Well, I think that a bit of social distancing would allow the lioness to eat only one German at a time. So please practice. Has a task force been set up by the way? Has the imperial college published any model of expected casualties from the lioness if we don’t lock down? Any track and trace app available?
Well at least we are comforted, lioness or boar, by the general overall compliance of the German citizenry to follow the mayors orders.
seems like they have not learned much in the last 3 years. Could of course be, that they knew all along this is not a lioness, and just walked along for the heck of it.
Have they no pride?
...I'll get my coat...
Do you have big wild cats in Germany or in Europe? Cougars/Pumas/Mountain Lions have attacked and killed people in the US. It's rare, but it happens. Alligators have killed a few people in Florida this year. They just photographed an Eastern Coyote ( a coyote-wolf hybrid) in the neighborhood I grew up in suburban Philadelphia. They've returned to the area and have killed some pets. And, of course, because we're crazy in the US, we do occasionally hear about a lion or tiger on the loose in some neighborhood...or bears playing on the backyard swing set or trampoline.
It could happen. There's still hope. :)
the biggest is the lynx - maybe same size as a north american bobcat, and in germany there are very few of them. not threatening to humans of course & very retiring. but maybe there will turn to be a lion after all. if there is one at large i really hope it eats a journalist.
What do you have against the lion? 🤪
There’s still hope😂😂😂😂😂
I do like a good dose of sarcasm.
Thank you
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wildlife-officials-say-tiger-sighting-near-knoxville-was-likely-bobcat-n1240352
about one eighth of the size. When I moved here to south GA there was a bobcat in the neighborhood, it was so shy that, once it knew the house inhabited again, it did no longer show up. Bobcat little bigger than a house cat
I was driving out to a friend's house in rural New Mexico early one morning, I'm doing 55 mph down the highway, when all of a sudden a deer sprinted across the road with full grown mountain lion right behind it. Fortunately for both myself and my car, I hit neither of them. That was a big kitty, though.
Wow!! while living in AZ I went to the mailbox, which stood at the end of our street on the main dust road, and saw a mountain lion passing the boxes. I waited quite a bit, and when my ex came home, asked him if this could really have been one. He said yes, now and then an old one, too old to hunt, comes down the mountains and will sneak on to a pet. Now living in GA, I sometimes read about bears in the north, and several people closer by have seen coyotes. But so far the most dangerous I 've seen were some wild boar, specially the mom with a baby. I stay way out of their way! Oh and we got some snakes of course LOL
But sometimes it's actually a tiger...
https://wiod.iheart.com/featured/south-florida-s-first-news-w-jimmy-cefalo/content/2021-05-10-tiger-on-the-loose-in-houston-neighborhood/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5FIRJAp1K0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaBI6ICdf38
Writing from South AFRICA!!! ROAR!!! Part of the continent that so many fondly imagine is where there's a lion behind every bush. Sorry to disappoint but even rural villagers are 99% unlikely to encounter 1 and city dwellers even less so. Please send us some from The Small Town In Germany.
(Apologies to John Le Carree)
We do have coyotes where I live, they moved in about 25 years ago. A few weeks ago, one was walking down the street next to mine in the evening. Sadly, I missed it, but I saw a video on social media and heard from several people who did see it. Every time there's a sighting, people act as if a pack of wild wolves had descended from the frozen tundra, ready to eat everything in their path. Where my mother lives, BEARS occasionally make it to neighborhoods. She doesn't live near a lot of bears, so this is very exciting for everyone. But so far no one has sent out a tank.
I live in a rural area where we have bears, mountain lions, and coyotes wandering through all the time. I worry for my cat, but not really for any humans.
The U.S. is gargantuan with many different biomes, and vast untamed wilderness. A lion (puma) in the backyards of parts of North America's temperate rainforests is uncommon, but does happen. I've seen one with my own eyes, and yes, have photographs.
At this point, wild animals have my full blessing to slaughter our species with a wreckless abandon. 😜
Black bears are very common on the north side of Vancouver .So far they eat only garbage ,but their taste may change .
In PA as well. I see at least one a month and have had them on my deck several times.
Berries in season now so will become even more common.
Never had one not lumber away once they saw me.
Mindful to not get near Momma and cubs though.
Hear the coyotes regularly but only saw one from afar.
More worried about skunks.
It's not a cold or flu, it's a deadly virus....too. It's not a horse, it's a zebra. Or, if you are an African doctor, it's not a zebra, it's a horse. Perspective, ever important.
God help Germany if it ever has to go to war against Russia. In its current state, it will fare considerably worse than it did the last time around.
Maybe we should send in the Girl Scout troop to help.
provided it are all girls. provided someone knows what a girl is, as it seems nowadays some people don't know what a woman is. The emergency doc where I went a few months ago didn't. A female. Writes on my note Gender At Birth Unknown.
God help us all Ingrid!
amen to that. At least He knows I am a woman.
Indeed He does! ✝️😉
Playing it safe , o guess
No doubt the cat is a pet ,one of the countless migrants brought with him from Africa . Migrants can bring bets like lions going to Berlin .Migrants migrating along the river Rhine can bring Crocotiles