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shasta (non-English speaker)'s avatar

Why choose between vax and covid if you can have both!

Peter W's avatar

My missus has had both ....twice!

Tchebycheff's avatar

You can eat the cake four times and have it!

Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Schadenfreude never tasted so sweet.

this little authoritarian's avatar

Enjoy it but remember to pace yourself. There's likely going to plenty of it going forward (although accompanied with lots of unsavory things).

Dr Linda's avatar

Good point, like eating too much flourless chocolate cake

Eric M's avatar

The terms "too much" and "flourless chocolate cake" cannot decently cohabit in a single sentence.

Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

😆 I realized I should have actually said "Schadenfauci."

joe stuerzl 85's avatar

I will send the virus to LAUS SCHWAB on his birthday by mail ,followed with a box full of monkey pox including the monkey .

Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

That sounds more fun than a barrel full of monkeys.

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joe stuerzl 85's avatar

I wrote Laus ,instead of louse because Laus is in German the German spelling .Schwab is a German Laus

The Sideways Thinker's avatar

Ha ha, yes, no joy in schadenfreude 😉

Jim Marlowe's avatar

Schadenfreude is the monosodium glutamate of our Substack discourse. No joy, but lots of umami!

Cindi's avatar

Perhaps nemesis & the karmic wheel are on the move!

TRM's avatar

Should we feel guilt at the enjoyment of plight of others? Yea sure. Okay I'm over it. F'em!!!

:)

TRM's avatar

You are correct. I feel no guilt at all now. Wow. I've gone full psycho. AWESOME.

Guttermouth's avatar

Letting go feels wonderful.

Guttermouth's avatar

It is, as obnoxious people in the social media biz like to say, my brand origin story. :)

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Cary Carl's avatar

Paxlovid rebound is the new 40

A Whip of Cords's avatar

Anyone who takes Paxlovid after taking the COVID jabs has destroyed their argument that the jabs prevent severe disease and hospitalization and violates the terms of the EUA for Paxlovid. Paxlovid is authorized ONLY for those at risk of severe disease, so if you take it you are admitting that the jabs do NOT prevent severe disease. Ergo, the jabs do not prevent infection, transmission, nor severe disease. Why are they even on the market or approved for human use? There is NOTHING - neither data, nor real world results, nor the actions of the vaccinators that recommends them.

brian kennedy's avatar

There you go with that “logic” stuff again.

Irena's avatar

Eh. Too much logic. You cannot compete with soundbites, sorry.

Coach Sal Marinello's avatar

That’s the kind or statement that will get you suspended from social media.

rjt's avatar

The supposed effectiveness of the vax has been reduced to "prevents severe illness and death." If so, why also take Paxlovid? You mean the vax alone won't prevent severe illness and death? So why not skip the 4 shots that don't work and immediately take the two rounds of Paxlovid that won't work as well?

Jeff C's avatar

Since the vax has clearly failed, apparently they now are compelled to pledge their allegiance to Paxlovid. What's the point of this? Is it because they are Pharma stooges, worshippers of "the science", or something else entirely? I kind of got it with the vax since Pharma lied and said it would end the pandemic. People were anxious to virtue-signal that they were "doing their part". But Paxlovid?

Why is there a compulsion to publicly proclaim what drug someone intends to take to treat a medical condition? Thank goodness they don't do this with Viagra.

sdev67's avatar

There is also a high percentage of rebound infection with a course of Paxlovid. So along with their virtue-signal as well as admitting that the vax isnt working and they need another drug to survive, they are dragging out the length of their disease....very sad.

Tardigrade's avatar

Long Covid is the newest fear porn.

Dr Linda's avatar

Certainly more efficient

Neutron Flux's avatar

Cos Shizer haven't made enough profit from the magic juice, so therefore need more from Poxlovid. They then hope the recipient gets other side-effects so lines up for the next crappy thing.

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FLR's avatar

That only works in the US because other countries have perfect data on who is vaccinated through socialized medicine or identification numbers for its citizens, which are recorded when vaccinated.

Well, in other countries they have stopped collecting and publishing data when it became obvious that the vaccinated are much worse off.

Barekicks's avatar

In the UK you are only counted as vaccinated two weeks post-injection.

Vxi7's avatar

So how is it possible (and I was always wondering) that Switzerland has a tremendous amount of unknown status also...

Flo's avatar

Because Switzerland does not have "socialized" medicine. In Switzerland, nearly everyone is privately insured by one of dozens of private insurance companies. They also don't have a vaccine register or anything. Vaccine uptake is quite low as well over there.

Vxi7's avatar

I know. I have just replied that unknown data manipulation is not a one time event.

Oh Susanna's avatar

Ha. I was just waiting for your reaction when I read this news.

The pandemic legislation going down is a very, very good piece of news. I hope your spirits are lifted somewhat.

CaliforniaLost's avatar

And Nietzsche said God was dead.

TRM's avatar

I think George Carlin may have been partly right. God may not give a shit but he certainly likes mischief. I'm okay with that.

Abner Knight's avatar

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. -- Marcus Aurelius

A Whip of Cords's avatar

Branch Covidians - populated by the ranks of the insane.

Marc Kerner, MD, FACS's avatar

It’s shocking how many covid patients i’m seeing now that are all vaxxed, vaxxed, boosted and what not. Many sick luckily not enough to be hospitalized. Paxlovid has been no more effective than early ivermectin and zinc without the dreaded side effects including rebound, which is much higher than 5%, and dysgeusia and neuro changes. Not to mention all of the meds it interacts with patients have to stop almost all of their meds.

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Andrew P's avatar

This little blurb stood out from their fact sheet:

"Resistance to HIV Medicines. If you have untreated HIV infection, PAXLOVID

may lead to some HIV medicines not working as well in the future."

SwampFox's avatar

It is becoming rather funny. Although I am super scared about surviving my second straight "Winter of Death."

Oh Susanna's avatar

LOL! I know, right?! The last one was so terrible!

Crixcyon's avatar

We will be entering Winter Of Death number 3 in 2022-23. It is becoming a Roulette Wheel of big pharma lies and nonsense.

Thunder Road's avatar

The two worst things about last year's horrific "winter of death":

1) Hearing Biden's voice

2) Seeing Biden's face

Brrrrrrrr.... Just thinking about it gives me the willys!

SwampFox's avatar

How about this new "Super Cool" Joe? I'm really digging how they are trotting him out in big aviator sunglasses to make him look like a man of the people. Definitely not to hide his nearly closed or totally bugged out eyes.

Dhammafarer's avatar

The new album "Death of Winter" by CCA (climate change astrologers) will get you through this one.

SwampFox's avatar

HA!! Their hit song.. "Pox on my monkey" really gets me moving.

Andrew P's avatar

I am waiting for SARS2 to recombine with MERS in Saudi Arabia, where MERS is rampant in certain animals. MERS has features that would allow SARS2 to gain a lot of new functions - shutting down all immune system signaling pathways. This would cause real panic, not the rather lame dry run we experienced over the last 2 years.

buddhi's avatar

"This f---king guy." Well put! Send him a get well card.

Colorado Mom's avatar

What is happening in that picture?!? Are they all dressed like a coronavirus?

joe stuerzl 85's avatar

When will we get the good news that Bill Gates nose is running like crazy from the virus ?

Sh1rl3y's avatar

(Dear God I do not ask for much but please please can you let Bill Gates get Monkey Pox)

CMCM's avatar

Oh yes yes, please please!

Canny Granny's avatar

Chicken pox, cow pox, small pox , and any other pix out there. I wish there were a snake pox cause he’s a snake if ever I saw one.

LoveMercy's avatar

That’s what I’m wondering! At first it thought, “hot dogs”?

Cornwall Marc's avatar

Can't you get a Drop Dead card?

If only he would! Karma.

Integrity and Karma's avatar

Yes? ...oh...false alarm...

joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Send him boxes of snot pouches .

joe stuerzl 85's avatar

Achtung ,Achtung ,Herr sickness Kommissar Lauterbach , look at your snot pouches to see of there is a hole in it where the virus can go in and out ,that could be the problem . Most pouches in Germany come with a hole for the straw ,so you can still drink your beer and schnaps with the mask on . PROST .

Kat Sienk's avatar

It's inevitable :) Rebound, baby!

Juan's avatar

Hopefully he will be able to pronounce it better than Biden.

Dominik's avatar

Never rooted more for a virus.

Charles Mccarville's avatar

What bothers me is how these freaks get to the top of their hierarchy. The agencies they represent don’t just tolerate them, they reward them.

Max's avatar

These freaks are unable to earn a living on their own. Everything they have, they have because of their political party - and they know it. Hence, they will do everything the party demands. Freaks get to the top of their hierarchy because they are reliably loyal.

A man who is not a freak might reach a point where he has enough and walks away to a different job, maybe a different live. A freak does not have that option.

brian kennedy's avatar

Money is a carrot, video is a stick. That’s how you get to buy a multimillion-dollar residence in Manhattan for a dollar sometimes…

brian kennedy's avatar

I think there is a book about this called Political Ponerology but I haven’t read it yet. Maybe someone else can go further?

Colorado Mom's avatar

We are surrounded by idiots, E.

lymond's avatar

I wouldn't mind it, but the idiots think they're our betters.

Colorado Mom's avatar

Isn’t that the truth. Bastards.