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Hook him to an IV drip and connect it to a portable backpack full of prizer. Don't allow him to remove it. This tool needs boosters administered 24/7 to prove how safe they are.

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Well, some people have turned into constant manufacturers of spike protein, so they are essentially doing that already

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Excellent medical advice.

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If they are from the less noxious end of the field of batches, it won't make any difference.

howbadismybatch.com

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Nothing but the best for Karl, Vonu. He is such an important man. He deserves the premium quality clot shots.

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He deserves the ones that cause people to drop dead on the doctor's floor before they can leave the office. That's the reason why some pharmacies ask you to wait for 15-20 minutes before you leave. They'd rather you expire sitting in a seat than walking out the door.

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than walking out the door and collapsing in front of all the sheep lined up for the clot shot outside?

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I doubt it has anything to do with any line.

Someone collapsing at the store's front door will garner more attention than someone collapsing in a chair in a pharmacy.

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No the waiting allows the injected to realize how good the first shot was ,so he can ask for a second shot .

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Sounds like a scene from Animal House.

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I read that Animal House was based on G Dubya's partying days. What a shame there were no mRNA boosters for him to take back then instead of lines of coke and reefers washed down with copious quuantities of tequila. Boosters could actually have achieved something good and saved countless lives.

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I read that Freulein Merkels horse she was riding on collapsed and broke to pieces .I'm sure German industry can glue it together again and than Lauterbach can try his luck riding it ,but he must have a long lance in his arm fighting the whyrusses .

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We have a way to fix all of this and more. We need to make new systems that make the old ones obsolete - or in this case plug into their old systems and fix them with decentralization and transparency. Understanding this takes a little effort and it starts by using Human Swarm Intelligence to harness the Wisdom of the Crowd. For short, it is called "swarming." Scientists and medical fields looking to form decentralized systems need to be part of this. Start your journey here and stay tuned:

https://joshketry.substack.com/p/human-swarm-intelligence-the-most

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((shudder))

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Bootsorouke shuttering is a sure sign that you need at least two shots and a booster .

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

The US CDC would classify him as "unvaccinated," not having reached their recommended level of 7 clot shots. Which proves that nobody can ever be "fully vaccinated" according to the pandemicists' standards.

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Well, the CDC has pushed to change the definitions; "fully vaccinated" is no longer used (as you note, one can never reach that goal now), and "up to date" has become the new language. One is "up to date" whenever the CDC says so. This language is appearing more in the media, too, so the push is still working...

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Good point, I hadn't noticed that. But since the strictest pandemicists are also purists, I like to poke them with their own language, even if they've stopped using it. ESPECIALLY if they've stopped using it, as it demonstrates that their "scientific" standards were always subjective garbage. But you're right, the CDC wants people to stay up to date with their latest arbitrary diktat. Just like in Animal Farm.

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You're never 'fully vaccinated' or 'up to date' until you are dead. Anyone living still needs more shots. But getting more does bring you a lot closer to being finished...

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There should be a tombstone reading, "He's dead, but it would have been worse if he hadn't been vaccinated."

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In late 2021 there actually was an article about a jabbed covid death with the same headline.

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Yes, there were also many comments on Twitter along those lines, e.g got hit by a bus then run over by a taxi, but it would have been worse without the vaccine.

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I am picturing a post-apocalyptic hellscape. The last human feels the clot, instead of dying suddenly he chokes for a minute for the camera, carefully slips his mask down and says in a pained whisper, 'I hope that this doesn't cause anyone to be hesitant about taking the vaccine.'

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As I can see it would be a good idea if we went back to the good old days ,when the sun rotated around the earth and the earth stood still .All that rotating made all of the population dizzy or more likely crazy .I read in the underworld newspaper that the climate change is complete and it is a great success ,One guy running for president ,promised he will put a stop to all that rotation ,so we can come to our senses .

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"Fully vaccinated" is a euphemism for "profit spigot".

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I called out a sports journalist in my state who had written several columns basically calling for the firing of Auburn's (then) football coach because he had not gotten a vaccine. The columnist's message was that this high-profile coach was not setting the right example for our state. Because of this grandmothers were going to die because their neighbors didn't get their vaccines.

After all the stories came out that vaccines do not prevent infections or spread, I emailed this columnist and asked him if we was going to write a column apologizing to the Auburn coach. He didn't answer me, but he did share with me that he still believed everyone should get their vaccines and boosters.

I then asked him in a follow-up email: Have you gotten your vaccine booster yet?

You know, he never answered my question. I'm 99.9 percent sure he did not ... so he's now killing grandmothers just like the Auburn coach he demanded should be fired ... for the same "crime."

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I did get a column out of this email exchange. It's a hobby of mine. I like to call out pundit hypocrites and faux "brave" journalists.

https://billricejr.substack.com/p/i-cant-abide-awful-hypocrite-journalists?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

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Following the trail bravely blazed by Lazlo Toth.

Edit to add: this inspired me to look up the 1992 original by Don Novello. It will be interesting to see if it's still as funny as it was then. https://www.amazon.com/Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857/ref=sr_1_1

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Hypocrisy at its finest. Sick mf’s

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I wonder if he got a nice check for tormenting the Auburn coach in print

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I had to look up the relevant links to see and believe for myself that the German Standing Committee on Vaccination is called "STIKO" ! :-)))

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Should be STINKO!

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STiko, STasi... there is a trend there

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

What I love most about these authoritarians is that they insist and advocate for government technology measures--touting "convenience"--but they don't seem to realize that they'll be checked!

I do LOVE this report that at lease some eagle-eyed reporter scanned the QR code to reveal the LIE!

Yes, these bureaucrats do indeed think the public is STUPID.

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I wouldn't be surprised if they start getting certain "status quo" doctors to give them saline shots in the future. It's an easy way to fool the masses.

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More than a few "conspiracy theorists" in the US have expressed doubts that Old Demented Joe Biden has been injected with a "real vaccine."

I personally have frightened people who've said, "Well, I got the shot b/c the president got it. So it must be safe."

My reply is, "Really? Do you think doctors would give an EXPERIMENTAL drug to the PRESIDENT? The 'Leader of the Free World?'"

I enjoy tormenting these gullible fools.

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Plenty of trump supporters took it because he flogged it too, im sure

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love that blinding truth streak in you

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I believe public WuFlu shots from the very start on streaming or TV by all the high ranking politicians & celebrities was just that - saline.

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My contention from the get-go.

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Very reminiscent of the '90s when politicians (particularly democrats but both parties had the problem) failed to pay withholding taxes for their housekeepers and nannies. That era ended with Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, who initially blamed TurboTax for his failure to pay taxes. Now the rules are simple. Democrats don't have to follow the rules. Everyone else does.

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Bill Clinton, as Arkansas governor, put the salary of Chelsea's nurse/nanny on the state.

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Cue a bout with illness followed by the ritual incantation of the mantra, "I have Covid but it would have been worse without the jab."

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Don't want to leave out the Paxlovid rebound step! Pfizer needs to make that money.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

I am decidedly on the team that is of the opinion that hardly anyone of the leading politicians personally believes any of the stuff they have been spouting, be it with regard to lockdowns or vaccines. The FRG´s health minister, on the other hand, seemed to me to be a prime candidate for being one of the very few actual true believers, as also evinced by his crazy attitude toward salt, which started years before covid. But perhaps he also is (more or less) secretly a skeptic.

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Boris believed in lockdowns so much that number 10 had daily knees up parties.

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Knees up?!

I like that or is it not as naughty as I'm thinking?

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thank you!

oh well, not as sexual as I'd hoped but even more merry!

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It's not "knees up", but I've heard a great many people here in California refer to our esteemed VP Harris as "Heels up Harris". That one DOES have a sexual reference!

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She did have an unusual promotion facilitation in her career…

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Is it even possible in the case of a terrestrial cetacean like Boris?

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

He needs to immediately get up to date on all available injections. He's vulnerable and so are the blesséd grandmothers. Seven injections, at minimum, are necessary.

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And 7 masks. Same number of injections and masks will solve the issue, but they keep doing it wrong.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Maybe Karl Lauterbach needs to have his batches managed so he gets them from the more noxious end of the field. howbadismybatch.com

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

"Renowned idiot"

God I love it. LMFAO. :)

Though, I think the "i" should be capitalized, so "Renowned Idiot".

It's formal and proper.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

The question is "if he missed the 4th, why is he getting another one?"

Willingy or forced? Interesting.

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Sep 19, 2023·edited Sep 19, 2023Author

well, it would've been against regulator recommendations if he got the fourth last March, as he claimed. He turned 60 in February, so a fourth/annual jab is recommended for him now. Everything suggests Lauterbach is just following STIKO advice, even as he urged people to disregard it publicly and get jabbed regardless of age last year.

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This could be an effective way to get a new health minister.

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😄

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Almost all countries now have a sickness minister ,since health does not exist anymore .

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sickness minister. love it

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Sep 19, 2023·edited Sep 19, 2023

Maybe he believes the next wave will be the killer wave of all waves

To be honest it could be to do with them desperately rolling out the vaccine passports, doesn’t matter whether you want or need any of the junk it looks good for the cameras getting people used to flashing their qr passports again.

I never had one I view myself as a human and not just a dehumanized square code like the globalists

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My wife will not allow me to enter the bedroom without showing my vaccine passport .

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Fully Covid vaccinated, still alive by chance , still unprotected!!!

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LOL.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Is he afraid of the shots?

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I’m desperate to break into the renowned idiot business. It’s so damn lucrative.

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Useful idiots. They are all over our govts

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I'm beginning to think that it's only idiots who want to be in government in the first place.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

I hope it kills him. This individual is a mass murderer.

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Sep 19, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Think it should end 'questioning in person but following in public'?

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