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Oh for fucks sake. Just let a meteor hit us and be done with it.

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It really is quite the contradiction: After 9/11 we were told not to blame random Muslims. During covid we were told not to blame random Chinese. Then during covid we were told to shun the unvaxxed. Now for monkey pox we once again have to be sure not to blame random Africans.........

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I'm quite sure I never auditioned to be an extra in a Monty Python film. How *did* I get here?

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

The ladies at my Bookclub today pronounced the monkeypox a deadly virus and we are all going to die. I made one attempt to calm them with some facts. Nope they were not having any of it. So msm and health authorities strike gold again by terrifying the pants off the sheeple.

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I will refer to it as Africa Pox from now on.

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

I interrupted my viewing of „Supernatural”, Ricky Gervais's special on Netflix, just to read your post. Now it doesn't seem like an interruption at all. If you ever get bored with your academic work, you should try stand-up comedy. (This is why we love you, E.!)

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Ferguson calculating an exponential increase in gay sex is a pretty good bit.

"My God, they won't stop! By this time next week you won't be able to go to the store without fighting dicks away from your ass!"

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Alright. I'm STILL waiting for the wokerati to whine about using the racist term "monkey" in reference to this disease. Perhaps they are still in a lather about it being spread primarily by gay men.

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Look, this has to be fakery. This is the second of two episodes where the same person (a Facebook founder) paid for a tabletop simulation, and soon after it, lo & behold, a real outbreak!

Event 201. Late 2019. Simulation of a novel CoV emerges in China & spreads round the world.

Jan 2020. Actual outbreak of novel CoV emerges in China & spreads round the world.

May 2021. Simulation of a MPX outbreak, starting May 2022.

May 2022. Actual outbreak of MPX across several countries, in exactly the month in the simulation. Do note, there’s NEVER previously been a multi country outbreak of this virus.

Some might be willing to look past these two wild coincidences. I’m not.

There no question that it’s an impossible level of coincidence.

That means the rest has to be ignored as fake until proven otherwise AND there’s still the obvious question, how could they possibly predict these things?

Answer: they can’t.

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Is this a joke?

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Chi-na.

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An AI scanning of this article suggests the overuse of the word Africa indicates this is racially motivated and therefore hate speech. Please see your social credit score counselor for appropriate retribution.

But for real, this was amazing. I like to read these out loud to people, because I feel like you can add the extra snark intended here. And it’s priceless. Time to hit the pay to subscribe button. You’ve earned it. 😂

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Defund the WHO

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Just like the CHYNA virus was also racist...ultimate BS.

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Jun 14, 2022·edited Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Uh oh. Gay sex moratorium? Neil might need to guard his bits. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jun 14, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Is White supremacy, White Privilege, British colonialism nomenclature racist at all?

Pott’s disease - cancer of the scrotum is named after an Englishman. Racist!

Hunterian chancre - a primary lesion of syphilis named after an Englishman. Racist!

Poland syndrome. Racist!

West Nile virus. Racist!

Spanish ‘flu. Racist!

German measles. Racist!

Middle East Respiratory Syndrome. Racist!

When everything is racist, nothing is.

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