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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

What are its pronouns?

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For those curious about the functioning pustule with a fluid reservoir – I'm pretty sure it's the one on the left forearm in the picture.

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Does it simulate anal damage? Asking for a friend.

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I was sorta thinking that most people in healthcare were familiar with oozing sores. To me, that is the weirdest part of this: the thought that a health care professional doesn't know how to classify sores. I know, I know the bar is low these days but this seems rather extravagantly unnecessary.

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VA's Mission Statement: "We pretend to care."

Or: "Giving veterans one more chance to die for their country."

Or: "Deny. Deny. Until they die."

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The VA treats service-related illness, so how is mpox acquired at gay raves service related?

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

They've managed to hit the trifecta with this. It's disgusting, expensive and useless.

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

God help us! The world is filled with many more idiots than I ever expected.

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Call "Doctor Pimple Popper"

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Any excuse to plunder the treasury

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

I’ve learned from dealing with public private partnerships that stupidity can be a formidable foe.

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Pus fetishists will be all over this one.

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Yes, but did they prefer it to a high-fidelity stimulator?

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

Love the nipples. Or are they pustules?

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Oh gee another in the planning stages PLANDEMIC.....Let's see the bird or the monkey pox which is gonna come first!?

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Apr 11, 2023Liked by eugyppius

A poignant reminder that with any policy initiative, however ridiculous, grifters will attach themselves to 'the Thing' like sucking leverets.

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