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“ In this, gay sex is much different from childhood education, everyday social interactions, economic and business activities, peaceable assembly, walks outside, and dying in the company of friends and family, which are frivolous luxuries up for repeal every flu season.”

Brilliant

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

"Still waiting on that fifteen-day anal sex moratorium to crush the curve."

HILLARIOUS!!!

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

They just can't bring themselves to put in writing that rampant gay sex is the driving force of the spread here- can they? It makes me want to bang my head on a wall- this abject stupidity has to stop.

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Most of the infections were in the mouth, anus, and genitals. Wonder what that means?

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I don’t know about you but the idea of ANY kind of sex while blistering is like the FURTHEST thing from my mind but what do I know?

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Jun 20, 2022·edited Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

"Aggressively Stupid"

Epic description that perfectly characterize the metastasizing societal cancer that is the CDC et al

Cuz the CDC is not just placidly stupid or inept or corrupt.

They actively, forcefully, persistently, recklessly, irrationally - push their idiotic and malicious self-contradictory & wildly vacillating inanities on us.

And the stupidity of Public Health policies is itself an aggressively metastasizing cancer. Every day sees a new instance of policymaking/comments of public officials being overtaken by this invasion of the stupid. Which is rapidly conquering an ever-expanding amount of the bureaucracy.

Very, very aggressively.

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

"My hand protects you! Your hand protects me!"

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

What do “Pride celebrations” typically entail? Drug and alcohol fueled orgies that last for days and dozens of partners. These are the never-discussed facts of the “lifestyle”. That gave us HIV and now this.

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

By the power invested in me I, Kovee II of Omicron, hereby rename the Western (formerly) developed World: Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

In response, President Biden remarked:

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

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Uh, has anyone noticed that the maps show all the cases confined worldwide to jabbed locations? Outbreak in Africa? Not so much

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

Hardest I've laughed in weeks. Brilliant!

"Still waiting on that fifteen-day anal sex moratorium to crush the curve"

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Very very good satire eugyppius, this just can't be true.

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I know I've mentioned this on your 'stack before, but isn't it curious how ONLY Corona demanded the separation of the unclean, while every other 'emergency' we're told not to judge. Don't blame Muslims for 9/11, Don't blame the Chinese for covid, Don't blame gays for spreading monkeypox.

However, DO shun the unvaxxinated.

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

OK, I'm laughing so hard that I'm attracting attention.

So Funny!!!!

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this might be the funniest thing i have ever read. and honestly, if parents are ok with dragging their kids to drag shows where they can stuff dollars into sequinned thongs, all funded by $200,000 of NY tax payer money, then i think this IS a family post and 5 year olds should be forced to read it.

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Jun 20, 2022·edited Jun 20, 2022Liked by eugyppius

makes me think the CDC is full of a bunch of pervs and repressed homo's who have nothing better to do than to fantasize about gay sex and orgies. Who sits around and spends their lives trying to tell other ppl how to live and what to do in their sex lives? Sure sign of infantile narcissism with Gates, Obama, Hunter and Fauxci at the helm. Another clown show caused by Obama and continuing on 14 years later. NEVER take advice from a narcissist (we all know their games, how they act and what they look like now after 2 yrs of intensive observation) ! You will always be led astray and be taken advantage of, then mocked and blamed when things go bad. Satan is the extreme of narcissism and you can clearly see when he takes over a human.

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