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Iran: Competing War Narratives and the Euro Spat
I’ve been sick with the world’s most obnoxious virus, and amid relentless coughing and sneezing and sinus headaches, I’ve overdosed on Iran takes.
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Europe's foremost pantsuit retard Ursula von der Leyen calls abandoning nuclear power "a strategic mistake" – fifteen years after supporting…
Also open thread.
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Stupid people in Baden-Württemberg hand massive electoral victory to the Greens so they can continue to sacrifice their industry to the…
I hate everything
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How German political spies mistook a random Berlin woman for a white nationalist troll, surveilled her for two years and got her fired for…
You think the problem with spy agencies is that they are clandestine organisations that get up to nefarious things in secret with little oversight, and…
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The Iran Thing
I owe you my thoughts on this, and I know I’ve been slow in providing them.
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Noted geopolitical nonentity Ursula von der Leyen announces her determination to begin intensively monitoring the Iran situation as soon as…
Also Iran thread.
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February 2026

In sensational preliminary ruling, court prohibits German spy agency from classifying the AfD as a "confirmed right-wing extremist…
The broadly worded judgment is a stinging humiliation for The Marshmallow Minister
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Pensioner facing police investigation for the crime of calling serially dishonest German Chancellor Friedrich Merz "Pinocchio"
In the latest retarded case of political repression to afflict the Federal Republic of Germany, police are investigating a pensioner for the crime of…
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Pizza, Grape Soda and Cream Cheese Babies: An Inquiry Into Yet More Epstein Internet Nonsense
I first aired my general scepticism of the Epstein mythology last July, and I think that piece has held up well.
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In which Marco Rubio receives a standing ovation from the Eurotards for his speech attacking mass migration, "the climate cult" and liberal…
Almost exactly a year ago, the newly minted U.S.
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Lufthansa strike forces Hillary Clinton to take the purgatorial Deutsche Bahn to the Munich Security Conference just like everybody else
Also and more importantly, a long-overdue update on dysfunctional Germany
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Greenland, sine ira et studio
An unstudied impression: Donald Trump is like a shark, in that he must always swim forward or risk suffocation.
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