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NEW POLL SHOWS MUSK EFFECT: AfD at new high, Free Democrats in collapse, Christian Democrats and Greens too weak for a coalition

German fascism crisis escalates as Elon Musk publishes a devastating 600-word editorial explaining why he supports Alternative für Deutschland

The Magdeburg Christmas market attacker had a long history of erratic and threatening behaviour that police routinely minimised and prosecutors studiously ignored

Magdeburg Christmas Market Attack

BREAKING: In latest threat to German democracy, dangerous fascist Elon Musk tweets six words about Alternative für Deutschland

Losing Alignment: Why have establishment politics become so destructive, immoderate and self-defeating?

In latest effort to keep AfD out of government and save German democracy, ex-Stasi officer is appointed to a cabinet minister post in Thüringen

On the bizarre case of Stephan Kramer – the spy chief & anti-AfD crusader who leaked secrets to journalists, hung out with a Russian biker gang & got caught plagiarising from an Antifa newsletter

My Interview with Renaud Beauchard and Pascal Clérotte at French Invaders

Pensioner convicted of incitement for posting negatively about migrants in the latest politically charged German speech prosecution

How the U.S. State Department spends millions of dollars to coordinate Western media and direct investigative journalism against its geopolitical rivals and enemies

Amazon blocks online reviews of Angela Merkel's memoir after readers submit a raft of harsh political critique and one-star ratings

Biden Pardon Open Thread

Local Green discovers that infinity migrants might not be so great after developer announces plans to open a migrant housing facility in his tiny Bavarian village

Why is the Green Party using activist front groups to subvert the law and allow refugees to convert government benefits into untraceable cash?

Passing the Peak, or: The Great Correction

In which NATO brings Europe closer to nuclear war for the purpose of teaching North Korea a lesson, and also just because

Open Thread: Also Two Recent Interviews

Tweeting the poop emoji at a cabinet minister, quoting politicians inexactly, calling a Green fat & stupid – all of this is criminal speech in the freest and most democratic Germany of all time

Schwachkopf

Will they ban Alternative für Deutschland?

German retiree facing criminal charges for retweeting a meme implying that the Minister of Economic Affairs is a moron

German Economics Minister renews calls for widespread internet censorship, claims that an "axis of autocrats" is using domestic "populists" to poison democratic discourse via social media algorithms

How the German government collapsed and what will happen now

"What should I do if I'm scared because of Donald Trump?" – Spiegel consults a behavioural therapist on how to deal with the mental health consequences of Trump's victory

In which insane German delusions about the near-certainty of a Harris presidency are dashed on the rocks of Trump's decisive victory

Why I Hope Trump Will Win

Kamala Harris and the Rise of Progressive Nothing Politics

Zombie Traffic Light: The German government teeters once again on the brink of collapse, but in truth it is already dead

In which a leading Green intellectual demands wide-scale deindustrialisation, permanent rationing, the prohibition of all new construction and the end of the banking system – all to save the climate

German Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck calls for a comprehensive internet censorship programme to stop people disagreeing with him

How the German energy transition has committed taxpayers to paying billions of Euros for the sun to shine

Proposals to ban Alternative für Deutschland gain support within the German political establishment, as our domestic spy agency prepares a new assessment of the party's political wrongthink

On the Constant, Unrelenting and Unhinged Anti-Trump Propaganda of the German Media

Kamala Harris, Crayon Candidate

Open Thread, and also: The Dumbest Knife Law of All Time

Leading political journalist calls banning the AfD an "authoritarian measure" that is "overdue," insists that political repression is perfectly fine when it is exercised by a "constitutional state"

BREAKING URGENT EMERGENCY: Revellers in a tent north of Frankfurt caught singing "Foreigners Out" to club music, German democracy on life support

Authoritarianism and the Modern Liberal State

Creepy government-funded 'anti-hate' organisation run by a weird Egyptian man becomes Germany's first official internet censor under the Digital Services Act

How the European Union passed a brave new law to protect our planet's forests, only to realise that it is a logistical and bureaucratic nightmare that nobody wants

Tim Walz is Weird

On the Unjust and Ridiculous Conviction of C.J. Hopkins

How Schleswig-Holstein sold their reliable diesel ferry for a song, spent 3.3 million Euro for a new emissions-free solar ferry that doesn't work, & increased carbon emissions on top of it all

Thuringian parliament descends into chaos after Alternative für Deutschland antidemocratically and fascistically insists on adhering to established laws and procedures

The Crisis of the Greens and the Future of the Left

Brandenburg Election: The federal government teeters on the edge of collapse, the SPD pull off a pyrrhic victory with the help of confused pensioners, the AfD win another blocking minority

BRANDENBURG ELECTION POST: SPD leading AfD in early projections, Greens facing their worst result since 2004

"Help! My child is becoming right wing!": Leading Berlin newspaper provides "tips for democratic parents" who are forced to deal with "undemocratic children"

Idiotic regime media interview totally crazy man because his rants flatter their geopolitical preconceptions, have awkward moment as he turns out to be a convicted felon & would-be Trump assassin

On the Slow Demise of Migrationism

In the face of escalating migrant crime and dimming electoral prospects, the German political establishment finally conclude that mass migration may not be so great after all

German Foreign Office try to dunk on Trump's debate performance but get their numbers wrong and provoke the ire of a close adviser to the man who may well be the next president of the United States

BREAKING: Marshmallow Minister Nancy Faeser, fearing another electoral slapdown, caves to opposition, agrees to implement basic border checks to stem uncontrolled migration to Germany

Top health official admits in court that 'independent' pandemic expert advice was steered by politicians, that virus risk assessments were political & that vaccine mandates had no scientific rationale

BREAKING: Berlin DJ, AfD party members caught destroying democracy and furthering fascism by singing and playing the 1999 Italodance club anthem "L'amour toujours"

State elections in Thüringen and Saxony deliver another humiliating defeat for the sclerotic and incapable German political establishment

EAST GERMAN ELECTIONS POST

German supermarket chain takes brave stand against the colour blue, in latest effort to stamp out fascism and preserve our democracy

The performative morality of the left and the pragmatist threat, or: Why our political establishment has become so childish and naive, and so deranged by the phantom "extreme right"

German authorities ordered the deportation of the Solingen attacker years ago, but gave up after one failed attempt to find him

Diverse man interrupts "Festival of Diversity" in Solingen by stabbing eleven people, killing three

German state media broadcaster develops virtual reality game in which players shoot lasers at flying climate denialists, in perhaps the most eccentric effort to propagandise teenagers known to man

On the Tunisian migrants terrorising Regensburg and the asylum advocates who insist they are merely "people" who "have a right to a better life"

Eurocrats are having a very big sad about Twitter right now

In their latest piece of totally rational and level-headed reporting, Der Spiegel sets out to "identify evil" and asks which of our right-populist politicians might be "secret Hitlers"

On the fantasy of collapse, the robust nature of modern states and what kind of political change is possible

German federal court temporarily lifts Nancy Faeser's ban on Compact Magazine, dealing the Interior Minister and her deranged crusade 'against the right' a humiliating defeat

Deranged regime virologoid Christian Drosten explains that lockdowns were necessary in Germany because Germans lack education, social cohesion and respect for government recommendations

Dumb head girl eco-activist explains how best to deal with your "climate feelings," in perhaps the stupidest climate change essay of all time

The new EU initiative to Solve Plastic Waste is stupid, will do nothing, may be counter-productive and loads of people think it's totally cool anyway

England Burning

Comment Policy

Police in Baden-Württemburg break up a perfectly legal private political meeting and ban Martin Sellner from an entire town in this, the best and most democratic Germany of all time

Unlearning Carbon Dioxide: Shall we review a profoundly stupid climatard book, just for fun?

German prosecutors, police and press continue to denounce and investigate an unending plague of 'Nazi salute' incidents, in a totally healthy and non-hysterical campaign to finally stamp out fascism

Once more on the awesome, terrifying power of the press, the purpose and function of their fictions, and why they can be so effective even when everybody sees through them

How an asylum NGO, Pakistani authorities and the German Foreign Office collaborated to secure German entry visas for literal Pakistani spies

Anonymous RKI employee describes the "intense" and secret efforts of political Health Ministry staff to influence expert pandemic assessments during Covid

Unredacted RKI protocols lay bare the entire Covid farce yet again

Joe Biden Out in Apparent Palace Coup

East German intelligence agency proposes to classify the Thuringian AfD as "militant and aggressive," inching closer to a state-level ban of the party

Cock-ups, conspiracies and the failed Trump assassination

On the astonishing security failures attending the attempted assassination of Donald Trump

German Interior Minister bans AfD-adjacent "right-wing extremist" magazine, raids homes of editorial staff, seizes assets, in the latest effort to defend democracy by abolishing democratic freedoms

"Fight, fight, fight"

The Curious Case of the Biden Regency

Disorderly "refugees" turn Erfurt commuter rail line into a daily hell of physical assaults, threats & fights; police respond by offering special classes on "railway rules" and "German customs"

After some Germans reject Pride Month by displaying the national colours instead of the rainbow flag, domestic intelligence release a PSA declaring their action anti-constitutional and anti-democratic

The German government have no money and they can't stop spending it

The centre-right is dying a slow death. It is an epochal change for politics across the West.

The Awesome, Terrifying Power of the Press

Man returning from his sister's graduation party is beaten to death by Syrian migrant; Interior Minister Nancy Faeser blames Germany's poor refugee accommodations and failed "social integration"

Cock-up or conspiracy? Thoughts on Joe Biden's spectacular debate failure, and whether it reflects a deliberate takedown by rivals in his own party

Joe Biden, President of the United States, advanced dementia patient, enduring symbol of sclerotic late-stage liberal democracy

How the German Foreign Office collaborated with asylum NGOs and pressured foreign embassy officials to grant entry visas to thousands of fake refugees with forged passports

The pervasive belief in the eternal progress of mankind has been a crucial, driving element of Western liberalism for generations. It is starting to break down.

Woman receives a two-day prison sentence for insulting a rapist who took part in a group sexual assault on a 15 year-old girl; the rapist himself and seven of his fellow perpetrators get no time

Racism is an incoherent, stupid and dangerous concept

RACISM ALERT: Twenty right-wing thugs grievously assault two Ghanaian girls in Grevesmühlen & the AfD is to blame. Except the perpetrator turns out to be an 11 year-old, and nobody was really hurt

Science Follows Politics: How German politicians invented lockdown-justifying Covid infection thresholds and got their allegedly independent scientific experts to defend these false metrics for years

After months of masturbatory freaking out about "the right," the German government inches towards collapse, as the social democrats realise they're wildly unpopular and have neither money nor answers

Cologne prosecutors charge Twitter user for the crime of assembling a list of Covid-era insults that politicians and celebrities directed against the unvaccinated

Massive fraud revealed in fake Chinese climate projects subsidised by the German fossil fuel industry in service of meeting arbitrary and deeply stupid emissions quotas

EU Parliamentary Elections: Belgian Prime Minister Resigns, Emanuel Macron Dissolves the National Assembly in France and Germany Inches Further Towards Political Crisis

How certain efforts to make government representative and accountable have engendered a more diffuse, opaque and pointless tyranny

NATO, the American defensive umbrella, and the diseases of prosperity and security that are eating Europe alive

Second Mannheim Stabbing: Local AfD politician victim slashed with a carpet cutter six days after the Sulaiman Ataee's knife attack

Mannheim Updates: The stabbed policeman has died, the assailant Sulaiman Ataee was a years-long illegal resident of Germany, and discourse about the incident continues to be very, very stupid

German press denounce activist Michael Stürzenberger for "extremism," "Islamophobia" and "right-wing populism" after an Afghan terrorist violently stabs him and five others with a 30cm combat knife

Interview with Eugyppius! On Scientific Consensus, Germany's Covid Response, WHO Treaty Collapse, and New FOIA Documents

Trump Guilty Verdict Open Thread

BREAKING: In latest threat to German democracy, 'fascists' appropriate vacuous club anthem from 1999, use its melody to demand the deportation of foreigners

German Minister admits ruinous home heating ordinances were merely a "test" to determine "how far society is prepared to go in terms of climate protection"

What is mass migration for, why does it keep happening, and why will nobody stop it?

German Interior Minister places responsibility for political violence with the AfD and a general “contempt for politics,” in the latest attempt to characterise free expression as somehow criminal

Cartoon racism and rumours of my secret Zionist agenda

The sad farce of German "democracy"

Aspirational snobbery, status anxiety and prole drift: Meditations on the deeply stupid cultural pathologies that are ruining our society and subverting our politics

Saboteurs opposed to "automobile capitalism" fail to storm German Tesla factory, claim credit for stopping production on a scheduled holiday when nobody was at work in the first place

8 May as "Liberation Day" in Germany and the limits of self-righteous antifascist hypermorality

On the spectre of cryptofascism and the enduring thesis of a hidden, shadow politics known hardly to ourselves

Assault on German SPD politician becomes the occasion for yet another two-minutes hate "against the right," in a tiresome pattern that will repeat itself again and again until the elections are over

Columbia University calls upon NYPD to clear pro-Palestinian activists from an occupied building, as adversarial leftist protests return to American campuses

Rumours of our pending extinction are greatly exaggerated: On declining fertility, the Great Replacement and the demographic pressures of industrial society

Leading German politician calls for the state to issue "revocable social media licenses" for the privilege of commenting online

New document release reveals the astounding fraud, deception and idiocy accompanying the German nuclear phase-out

On the spies who tell us stories, the myth of the secret world, and the well-timed espionage scandals presently rocking Alternative für Deutschland

Dumb taxpayer-funded legal bloggers pen a 36-page manual outlining all the things Alternative für Deutschland should definitely absolutely not be allowed to do if they ever come to power

On Warsplaining, or: How prevailing political assumptions have encouraged a bizarre discourse on human conflict that often studiously ignores what these conflicts are actually about

"Everything for G******": On the speech trial of Björn Höcke, whom German prosecutors accuse of speaking 3 forbidden words in 2021 & repeating 2 of them in 2023. He faces up to 3 years in prison.

The Germans and the Jews

Transport Minister threatens Germans with an "indefinite weekend driving ban" to meet mandated emissions targets

Liberalism Cubed: Transgenderism and the Pathology of the Unconstrained Ideological Vision

BREAKING: In the newest threat to German democracy, an AfD politician will debate his views on television tonight at 8:15 pm. Pundits are uncertain whether the Federal Republic will survive.

Arch-Covidian Christina Berndt admits that press discussion of vaccines has been too one-sided, school closures ill-advised, but insists Germany should've locked down even harder

Are Correctiv and the Institute for Strategic Dialogue "military and intelligence front groups"?

On the brave new Post-Liberal Political Order of the West, its nature and its prospects

German domestic intelligence chief defends his efforts to police the "thought & speech patterns" of citizens, outlines the novel offence of "systematic delegitimisation of state conduct"

Why climate ideology is slowly dying, and why that is probably little comfort

RKI protocols reveal pandemic managers providing "fictitiously accurate" R-values and overstating Covid risk on the explicit directions of their political overseers in the Health Ministry

On "hate," "disinformation," and the ever-expanding, ever metastasising establishment campaign to restrict free expression in the West

Massive German document release sheds still more light on the entire Covid farce, as if any more light were needed

"Let Moscow burn, let all of Moscow burn": On the unbridled delight certain pro-war German social media commentators are wont to take in the deaths of Russian civilians

It is time to stop worrying about allegedly right-wing "political extremism" and to start worrying about our overtly extremist and truly crazy political establishment

German democracy researchers publish ominous report on all the tyrannical countries that ban opposition parties & restrict freedom of expression, which would never ever happen here

German domestic intelligence services are now targeting political dissidents considered guilty of "delegitimising" the state, in yet another ominous development reminiscent of the DDR

Smurf Scandal Update, and Open Thread

In the latest victory against right-wing extremism, police officers pull a 16 year-old girl out of chemistry class and advise her to stop posting Smurf-themed AfD-friendly content to TikTok

Remigration: A Review of Martin Sellner's Proposal to Reverse the Flow of Refugees and Save Europe

The German energy transition threatens to be an unaffordable, unrealisable disaster, according to the government's own independent auditors

Bizarre hypervaccinator from Magdeburg receives 217 Covid jabs over 29 months, finally achieves antibody levels necessary to prevent infection

Why Olaf Scholz is not a "peace Chancellor," why Ukraine still stands a good chance of getting their cruise missiles, and why the entire debate surrounding Taurus is such a riddle

Luftwaffe brass hold unsecure online Webex meeting about using Taurus missiles to blow up the Kerch Bridge, are shocked when Russia Today publish the full audio recording of their spitball session

Oh, how wonderful it is to live in an extremely democratic state like Germany, where the police will never harass you or fine you or raid your house for criticising the government

How bad are the Covid-inspired amendments to the International Health Regulations of the World Health Assembly?

One Health is a Massive Globalist Grantmaking Scam

Against Magical Legal Thinking, or: Why the WHO Pandemic Agreement is an expression of the problem, and not the problem itself

The WHO Pandemic Agreement may be worrying, but it is also really stupid

Fascism and the Revolutionary Right of the Weimar Republic

Authoritarian politics in postwar Europe, or: Why fascism is a bad way to describe what is happening in Germany

Germany announces wide-ranging plans to restrict the speech, travel and economic activity of political dissidents, in order to better control the "thought and speech patterns" of its own people

Did the French National Assembly pass a "Pfizer Article" criminalising criticism of the mRNA vaccines?

FCK NZS: How noble protestors "against the right" assembled yesterday evening at the Dresden Altmarkt to shout about Alternative für Deutschland and finally defeat the Nazis

After Trump says he "would not protect" NATO allies that do not meet spending targets, German politicians who for years have failed to meet these targets have an entitled sad

Joe Biden: Hoarder of Classified Documents, Dementia Patient, President of the United States of America

Berlin police investigate possibly fascist inflatable snowman, band sings "Fuck the AfD" on national TV, and the president of Eintracht Frankfurt demands that people vomit in the faces of AfD voters

Fascism expert warns that "2024 might be the new 1933" because "disinformation" is driving the rise of "far right parties" that will allow Vladimir Putin to annex Eastern Europe

Hartl Hörmannsdorfer, the Famous Poacher from Bayrischzell

Is there nothing to be done? Are there no solutions at all? Are we really stuck in globalist mass-migrant climate freakout deindustrialisation rainbow hell world forever?

German domestic intelligence services disclose their extensive surveillance of former CDU politician Hans-Georg Maaßen for his criticism of globalism, the Green Party, mass migration and state media

Germany opens citizenship to 1.5 million Turkish immigrants, then gets the vapours when Recep Erdoğan's "right-populist" and "authoritarian" AK Party reveals plans to establish a German offshoot

The Hysterical Style in Western Politics

Did German domestic intelligence services collaborate with Correctiv journalists to smear Alternative für Deutschland and incite the current wave of protests "against the right"?

What is the real purpose of the German nuclear phase-out, and why is the policy shrouded in so much silence and mystery?

Days of government-sponsored protests and state media campaigns against the AfD have failed to break support for the party, and still less to solve any of Germany's problems

Resistance Is Not Futile

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz calls for nationwide protests to defend democracy against the consequences of his own policies

On the World Economic Forum, "Preparing for Disease X," and the insufferable self-interested platitudinous jargon-laden fantasies of the globalised public-private idiots who aspire to run our lives

How the leaders of the Great German Farmers' Protest are committed to neutralising their own movement, and what the farmers must now do if they want anything to change

The German farmers are greatly angry and there are a lot of them: An early report from the gathering great farmers' rally in Berlin

How German taxpayer-funded fact-checkers conducted covert surveillance of a private meeting for the purpose of smearing Alternative für Deutschland and justifying calls to ban the party

How the ideological fantasy of a climate change-induced permadrought caused German dam operators to overfill their reservoirs before winter and exacerbated the massive December floods

SURVEY: 69% of Germans Support the Farmers' Protest

The Great German Farmer Protests Have Begun

As Alternative für Deutschland approach 40% support in East Germany, a right-leaning CDU faction announce plans to break away from the Union and found a new party that will cooperate with AfD

On academic standards, fair play and Claudine Gay, or: Why principled liberal opposition is the wrong response to unprincipled malicious problem glasses-wearing charlatans

After Claudine Gay's resignation, Associated Press complains that the incident "highlights" a "new conservative weapon against colleges: plagiarism"

Numale German Green endorses the degrowth ecosocialism of Jason Hickel, implicitly calling for a socialist revolution led by the peoples of the global south to disarm and deindustrialise the West

A happy new year and best wishes for 2024 to all of my readers. What are your predictions for the year to come?