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The grave and increasingly obvious limitations of populist politics

The enshittified robot politics of Mario Voigt, or: How a plagiarist and AI fraud came to govern Thüringen and why nobody can do anything about it

German Chancellor in latest deranged speech claims that Alternative für Deutschland "stands in the tradition" of the Holocaust

Remigration and the Save Europe Act

Mein Kampf: A Review

Horstine the Whale: An Obituary

SPD Labour Minister Bärbel Bas demands migration as a cure for alleged German fascism and ethnic uniformity

The German political establishment is losing its mind as the AfD cements its dominance over the electorate

In which the Green Party commits an accidental fascism by passing a law with AfD support

How I lost my mind and bought an old half-restored nineteenth-century Thuringian villa

NEW POLL: Alternative für Deutschland on the verge of an absolute majority in Sachsen-Anhalt

Merz tells high-school students that the Americans lack an "exit strategy" in Iran, Trump slaps him with tariffs and troop withdrawals

Merz-Dämmerung

Endgame Timmy the Whale, Endgame Merz the Pigeon Chancellor

Politically hysterical Bluesky dork fails to shoot his way through security in latest disturbing Trump assassination attempt

SPLC caught funding an array of "white supremacist" groups, proving once again that right-wing extremism has never been in such great demand and such low supply

Timmy the Whale cannot stop beaching himself off the German coast and in this he has become a powerful metaphor for the politics of the Federal Republic

Unreasonable expectations and cults of presidential personality: A rant

Hamburg prosecutors open criminal investigation into Christian YouTubers for criticising Islam

Schrödinger's Ceasefire

Trump: "A whole civilization will die tonight" if Iran does not reach a deal to open the Strait of Hormuz

The Iran War is Going Poorly

In widening NATO spat, Rubio calls for the alliance to be "reexamined" while Trump tells U.K. and other allies that "the U.S.A. won't be there to help you anymore"

Draft legislation aims to criminalise "sexually suggestive" photographs of fully clothed people in public because AI is scary

Iran: Competing War Narratives and the Euro Spat

Europe's foremost pantsuit retard Ursula von der Leyen calls abandoning nuclear power "a strategic mistake" – fifteen years after supporting the nuclear phase-out

Stupid people in Baden-Württemberg hand massive electoral victory to the Greens so they can continue to sacrifice their industry to the weather gods

How German political spies mistook a random Berlin woman for a white nationalist troll, surveilled her for two years and got her fired for no reason

The Iran Thing

Noted geopolitical nonentity Ursula von der Leyen announces her determination to begin intensively monitoring the Iran situation as soon as the weekend is over

In sensational preliminary ruling, court prohibits German spy agency from classifying the AfD as a "confirmed right-wing extremist" organisation

Pensioner facing police investigation for the crime of calling serially dishonest German Chancellor Friedrich Merz "Pinocchio"

Pizza, Grape Soda and Cream Cheese Babies: An Inquiry Into Yet More Epstein Internet Nonsense

In which Marco Rubio receives a standing ovation from the Eurotards for his speech attacking mass migration, "the climate cult" and liberal universalism

Lufthansa strike forces Hillary Clinton to take the purgatorial Deutsche Bahn to the Munich Security Conference just like everybody else

Greenland, sine ira et studio

The internet is awash in metric tonnes of shallow Epstein bullshit

South Sudanese refugee throws himself and 18 year-old Iranian girl in front of a Hamburg underground train in the latest act of diversity to enrich the Federal Republic of Germany

Berlin hospitals struggle to treat hundreds of slip-and-falls after repeated snow and ice storms because environmental laws forbid the use of melting agents on stairs and sidewalks

ICE Shooting Open Thread

NATO crisis deepens as Trump demands Denmark cede Greenland to the United States following the failure of the Nobel Committee to award him the Peace Prize

Why Jonathan Ross was legally justified in shooting Renée Good

Courting death to own the Nazis

For 14 years, a crazy eco-terrorist group has attacked Berlin's energy infrastructure with impunity. Authorities have done nothing despite enormous damages and wide-scale disruption. What is going on?

Entirely irrelevant Eurotards assure the world they are "closely monitoring the situation" after the U.S. strikes Venezuela and captures President Nicolás Maduro

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